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Topic: Dang what does it take.....
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 10:05 PM
.......The ability to be a knight in shining armour, a faux prince, patience for their neurotic and sociopsychotic behavior, tolerance for all the problems they got themselves into, acceptance for all their past failed relationships and the children bore from their failed attempts, concern for their every whim which their past relationship could not, the ability to communicate your feelings or understand her feelings at the drop of a hat at any given moment, and the ability to fit on her fireplace mantle as her token mate?.........whew- I've read one too many profiles- sorry. Where are you seeing profiles that have actual words in them....? ha ha ha ha ha ha. Add another 150 miles to your search profile engine lex and voila you will be in my neighborhood of repetitive unoriginal profiles. At least illinois and indiana women perused a few other womens profiles so when they made theirs they got some originality. I'm starting to think all women in my area are not very bright and all think the same.- I'm looking for my knight in shining armour. Gee I'm sorry. Its not 16 century england or are you dillusional. Tempted to put on my profile- seeks my virgin princess with iron chastity belt to prove her worthyness to this knight because this knight has had enough of drunken wenches and jaded bitter whores and their bastard children.Bet they will just be lining up at my door there won't they? Not! Ah! What's a knight supposed to do? Oh that's right. Slay dragons. I forgot.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 10:11 PM
Don't look at me funny. That's the crap you women put on your profiles. over and over and over and over and over. Hey I got an idea! Why don't you women check out each others profile so we can eliminate boring repetitiveness, and create some originality? I think there should be a moratorium on "laid back and easy going." I'd love to see ONE profile where a woman describes herself as "easily irritated and prone to violent outbursts." its a proven fact- women who put the phrase "I like fishing and beer" get more suitors. The more they complicate themselves in their profiles the easier we give up. Thank god for profiles. They really do say it all sometimes.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 06/11/08 10:12 PM
Ah! What's a knight supposed to do? Oh that's right. Slay dragons. I forgot. Joust Say Hi.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 10:18 PM
We really should start our own morning radio show lex. We would be the greatest. Lex n biker, mornings on Q101.

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Wed 06/11/08 10:18 PM
Ah! What's a knight supposed to do? Oh that's right. Slay dragons. I forgot. Joust Say Hi.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 10:21 PM
Good morning joliet!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 06/11/08 10:21 PM
We really should start our own morning radio show lex. We would be the greatest. Lex n biker, mornings on Q101. They don't know what they're missing....! Especially since most local radio has degenerated into "Boron & Moron in the Morning," seeing who can use the word "poo poo" the most times in a 20-second interval. We'll be right back, after this message from Home Depot....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 10:34 PM
Good morning joliet- land of generic lifestyle. Such life! Such taste. Get up! Get that first pot of value best coffee in you! Smoke that half a pack of best bargain cigarettes! Change your little 12 year old bedwetters and get em off to school! Throw those bedsheets in the wash with nature fresh detergent! Then put on your hemp hat, your corduroy pants, and your pleather jacket and jump into your 25 year old pontiac and run down to get your cfc check and head to the riverboat casino to have some tap beer and high stakes nickel video poker! Welcome to generia nirvana!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 10:41 PM
Wakes up screaming from the generia nirvana nightmare. Fear keeps me out of the sams club for a month. No cocoa roos or sams club mr pepper soda for me. Generia!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 10:46 PM
Bargain best toilet paper is the same price as 3M 80 grit sandpaper. Feels the same too. Poo poo.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Wed 06/11/08 10:47 PM
To get a good woman up in here> ???????? Just feed em alot of B.S.; everything will fall in to place on it's own!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 06/11/08 10:49 PM
Third caller gets free tickets to Ben Folds Laundry at the Rosemont Horizon on July 11th. Be sure to get there early and see Carrot Top wrestle Drew Carey in a two-out-of-three, no-disqualification cage match -- the winner gets a Marshall Field's gift certificate (good only at the State Street location even though it has another name now). We'll be right back after somebody makes a big deal about condoms....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 10:49 PM
I've more than proven my point that many profiles on here feel the same and quite generic.- In my area.<----- disclaimer.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 10:52 PM
Third caller gets free tickets to Ben Folds Laundry at the Rosemont Horizon on July 11th. Be sure to get there early and see Carrot Top wrestle Drew Carey in a two-out-of-three, no-disqualification cage match -- the winner gets a Marshall Field's gift certificate (good only at the State Street location even though it has another name now). We'll be right back after somebody makes a big deal about condoms.... ha ha ha ha. My sides are sore. And I'm just outside of joliet!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 06/11/08 10:54 PM
I've more than proven my point that many profiles on here feel the same and quite generic.- In my area.<----- disclaimer. My area too -- I haven't seen a good Mutual Match profile since 1947, and that was Mamie Eisenhower. And she was only looking for an Inanimate Encounter.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Wed 06/11/08 10:54 PM
To get a good woman up in here> ???????? .......The ability to be a knight in shining armour, a faux prince, patience for their neurotic and sociopsychotic behavior, tolerance for all the problems they got themselves into, acceptance for all their past failed relationships and the children bore from their failed attempts, concern for their every whim which their past relationship could not, the ability to communicate your feelings or understand her feelings at the drop of a hat at any given moment, and the ability to fit on her fireplace mantle as her token mate?.........whew- I've read one too many profiles- sorry. WOW, JUST WOW.

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Wed 06/11/08 10:56 PM
My profile answers the age old question, 'what is a blurb?'.

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Wed 06/11/08 10:56 PM
My profile answers the age old question, 'what is a blurb?'. Oh and it says if I buy dinner you must sex me.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 06/11/08 10:59 PM
Unfortunately lex, our humor would be wasted in that area. The slow wits would be goin "Huh, whatd he say?" as he spits his tobacco out through his missing tooth.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Wed 06/11/08 11:03 PM
Unfortunately lex, our humor would be wasted in that area. The slow wits would be goin "Huh, whatd he say?" as he spits his tobacco out through his missing tooth. WOW, JUST WOW...