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.......The ability to be a knight in shining armour, a faux prince, patience for their neurotic and sociopsychotic behavior, tolerance for all the problems they got themselves into, acceptance for all their past failed relationships and the children bore from their failed attempts, concern for their every whim which their past relationship could not, the ability to communicate your feelings or understand her feelings at the drop of a hat at any given moment, and the ability to fit on her fireplace mantle as her token mate?.........whew- I've read one too many profiles- sorry. Where are you seeing profiles that have actual words in them....?  |
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Don't look at me funny. That's the crap you women put on your profiles. I think there should be a moratorium on "laid back and easy going." I'd love to see ONE profile where a woman describes herself as "easily irritated and prone to violent outbursts." |
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Ah! What's a knight supposed to do? Oh that's right. Slay dragons. I forgot. Joust Say Hi. |
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We really should start our own morning radio show lex. We would be the greatest. Lex n biker, mornings on Q101.
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Ah! What's a knight supposed to do? Oh that's right. Slay dragons. I forgot. Joust Say Hi. 
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Good morning joliet!
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We really should start our own morning radio show lex. We would be the greatest. Lex n biker, mornings on Q101. They don't know what they're missing....! Especially since most local radio has degenerated into "Boron & Moron in the Morning," seeing who can use the word "poo poo" the most times in a 20-second interval. We'll be right back, after this message from Home Depot.... |
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Good morning joliet- land of generic lifestyle. Such life! Such taste. Get up! Get that first pot of value best coffee in you! Smoke that half a pack of best bargain cigarettes! Change your little 12 year old bedwetters and get em off to school! Throw those bedsheets in the wash with nature fresh detergent! Then put on your hemp hat, your corduroy pants, and your pleather jacket and jump into your 25 year old pontiac and run down to get your cfc check and head to the riverboat casino to have some tap beer and high stakes nickel video poker! Welcome to generia nirvana!
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Wakes up screaming from the generia nirvana nightmare. Fear keeps me out of the sams club for a month. No cocoa roos or sams club mr pepper soda for me. Generia!
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Bargain best toilet paper is the same price as 3M 80 grit sandpaper. Feels the same too. Poo poo.
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To get a good woman up in here> ????????
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Third caller gets free tickets to Ben Folds Laundry at the Rosemont Horizon on July 11th. Be sure to get there early and see Carrot Top wrestle Drew Carey in a two-out-of-three, no-disqualification cage match -- the winner gets a Marshall Field's gift certificate (good only at the State Street location even though it has another name now).
We'll be right back after somebody makes a big deal about condoms.... |
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I've more than proven my point that many profiles on here feel the same and quite generic.- In my area.<----- disclaimer.
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Third caller gets free tickets to Ben Folds Laundry at the Rosemont Horizon on July 11th. Be sure to get there early and see Carrot Top wrestle Drew Carey in a two-out-of-three, no-disqualification cage match -- the winner gets a Marshall Field's gift certificate (good only at the State Street location even though it has another name now). We'll be right back after somebody makes a big deal about condoms.... |
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I've more than proven my point that many profiles on here feel the same and quite generic.- In my area.<----- disclaimer. My area too -- I haven't seen a good Mutual Match profile since 1947, and that was Mamie Eisenhower. And she was only looking for an Inanimate Encounter. |
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To get a good woman up in here> ???????? WOW, JUST WOW. 
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My profile answers the age old question, 'what is a blurb?'.
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My profile answers the age old question, 'what is a blurb?'. Oh and it says if I buy dinner you must sex me.
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Unfortunately lex, our humor would be wasted in that area. The slow wits would be goin "Huh, whatd he say?" as he spits his tobacco out through his missing tooth.
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Unfortunately lex, our humor would be wasted in that area. The slow wits would be goin "Huh, whatd he say?" as he spits his tobacco out through his missing tooth. WOW, JUST WOW...
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