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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Wouldee's favorite saying: You just don't get it.   I'm once again.... speechless ROTFL Speechless? Where did I put that defibrillator? I feel the need for a jump start. When I'm rolling on the floor laughing its hard to type or talk. Speechless.
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Just a thought....God doesn't have the problem, abra, you do.... In truth Wouldee I don’t think either God or I have a problem. I merely asked if there is a reasonable reason to believe in the Bible, and all I get is a runaround. Clearly the answer is no. There is no reasonable reason to believe in the Bible. All this make-pretending that someone has a problem is just a distraction from the fact that there is no reasonable reason to believe in the Bible. I hear your message more clearly than you realize Wouldee. It’s not a problem. Really.  If you can't answer the question it's ok.  |
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He can't answer.
Haven't you heard, you can't "understand God" using a rational mind. Okeee dokeee. That must be why I understand God perfectly. I've never been accused of having a rational mind. After all, I've seen aliens, gnomes, UFO's, I've been reincarnated, I've done time travel, out of body travel, astral projection,.... Does that sound rational to you? If anybody can understand God I can. 
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i like pudding. me too!! got any?? |
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Edited by
wouldee
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Wed 05/28/08 07:53 PM
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Just a thought....God doesn't have the problem, abra, you do.... In truth Wouldee I don’t think either God or I have a problem. I merely asked if there is a reasonable reason to believe in the Bible, and all I get is a runaround. Clearly the answer is no. There is no reasonable reason to believe in the Bible. All this make-pretending that someone has a problem is just a distraction from the fact that there is no reasonable reason to believe in the Bible. I hear your message more clearly than you realize Wouldee. It’s not a problem. Really. If you can't answer the question it's ok. it was a question you posed on the heels of ducking things, abra. I told you already, I haven't read it. oops, I am repeating myself again. I am not interested in your runaround, as you put it. That's your game. I will stay on topic and wait for you... 
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i like pudding. me too!! got any?? wish i did.. 
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i like pudding. me too!! got any?? wish i did.. AHHHHHHHH..... why'd you bring up pudding if you didn't HAVE ANY PUDDING!!! Now I want pudding and I don't have any... before you told me about pudding I wasn't even thinking about pudding but now I know about pudding and apparently if I don't make some pudding I'll go to HELL... Hmm... wait... is that right? |
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it was a question you posed on the heels of ducking things, abra. What was I ducking? MorningSong said that I went to Jesus for the wrong reasons. I went to Jesus wanting to serve God, Good, and Humanity. MorningSong said that Jesus rejected me because he only accepts people who are lusting for eternal life. Something that I'm not interested in. We already covered that Wouldee. There's nothing to duck. I know now that if I want to get into the biblical heaven I'll have to go back to Jesus with lust in my heart for eternal life, and then nail Jesus to a pole to pay for my sins. I think I already declined on doing that and offered to just die instead. You're way behind Wouldee. I seriously have no interest in what the biblical God has to offer. If that convoluted tale turns out to be true, my honest Free Will choice is to die. That's my answer to your demonic bigoted God Wouldee. I choose to die if the biblical God is true. I'm pretty sure I already posted that in this thread. But I might be mistaken. That might have been posted in the thread that got deleted. Jeanniebean is laughing so hard I can't remember. Hi Jax! |
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i like pudding. me too!! got any?? wish i did.. AHHHHHHHH..... why'd you bring up pudding if you didn't HAVE ANY PUDDING!!! Now I want pudding and I don't have any... before you told me about pudding I wasn't even thinking about pudding but now I know about pudding and apparently if I don't make some pudding I'll go to HELL... Hmm... wait... is that right? lack of pudding is th root of all evil!! |
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it was a question you posed on the heels of ducking things, abra. What was I ducking? MorningSong said that I went to Jesus for the wrong reasons. I went to Jesus wanting to serve God, Good, and Humanity. MorningSong said that Jesus rejected me because he only accepts people who are lusting for eternal life. Something that I'm not interested in. We already covered that Wouldee. There's nothing to duck. I know now that if I want to get into the biblical heaven I'll have to go back to Jesus with lust in my heart for eternal life, and then nail Jesus to a pole to pay for my sins. I think I already declined on doing that and offered to just die instead. You're way behind Wouldee. I seriously have no interest in what the biblical God has to offer. If that convoluted tale turns out to be true, my honest Free Will choice is to die. That's my answer to your demonic bigoted God Wouldee. I choose to die if the biblical God is true. I'm pretty sure I already posted that in this thread. But I might be mistaken. That might have been posted in the thread that got deleted. Jeanniebean is laughing so hard I can't remember. Hi Jax! hi james,hows the cabin? |
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Edited by
Abracadabra
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Wed 05/28/08 08:27 PM
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Now I want pudding and I don't have any... before you told me about pudding I wasn't even thinking about pudding but now I know about pudding and apparently if I don't make some pudding I'll go to HELL... Hmm... wait... is that right? (((((((DD))))))) You only go to HELL if it was chocolate pudding that you didn't make. If it was popcorn-flavored pudding that you didn't make then you get three free passes to heaven. One for you, one for a friend, and one to slip to me when Wouldee and MorningSong aren't looking. |
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Edited by
star_tin_gover
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Wed 05/28/08 08:26 PM
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i like pudding. me too!! got any?? wish i did.. AHHHHHHHH..... why'd you bring up pudding if you didn't HAVE ANY PUDDING!!! Now I want pudding and I don't have any... before you told me about pudding I wasn't even thinking about pudding but now I know about pudding and apparently if I don't make some pudding I'll go to HELL... Hmm... wait... is that right? lack of pudding is th root of all evil!! Pudding? I haven't looked at pudding the same way since Redy posted the info on what it is made of. Same goes for the Jello.  And then Jeannie tells me there is no Santa Claus. What's next? PeeWee Herman is actually Elvis in disguise? 
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hi james,hows the cabin? For someone who lives along it sure is busy around here. I'm reading a book about time, writing a song about Jeanniebean (except in the song she's a high monk from another world who has amnesia). I've also been pettying my cat (yes just my cat! No wise cracks). And this really humongous raccoon is outside my door wanting in. I keep going out and chasing him away, but he saw the cat come in and he seems to think he should be allowed in too! I can't do that though he HUGE!!! I think he's the biggest coon I ever saw. Besides if I let him in he tear the place up royal. Just a moment ago I went outside to chase him away and I couldn't see him. Then I felt someone grabing at my hair! The stupid raccoon was on top of my screen door that I keep propped open. I don't want to kill him. In fact I woudln't do that. But he's becoming a real pest and he's not the slightest bit afraid of me. I think he knows I have a soft heart. I might build a box trap tomorrow, catch him in a box and drive him up to your place and drop him off.  Another than that I'm dewing ok I spose.
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ABRA........ Didn't have time to read the responses on the other thread, before the thread vanished....so have no idea what went down.....but anyway Abra.......this is for you. This explains why you never got saved back then as a teeneager. You see....God sees the INTENT of your heart, Abra!! AND..... God ALSO SAW the INTENT of your heart....way back back THEN as a teenager, when you asked to SERVE Jesus. YEP!! Serve. Cause You did not come to Jesus to ask to becomed SAVED ....you ONLY came to Jesus with the INTENT of what YOU were going to DO for Jesus......and that was... you were gonna "SERVE" Jesus and PREACH for Him!! YEP..It was all about ABRA...and what ABRA was gonna do for the Lord..even BEFORE you were even Saved...... ...so it was all about proudful Abra and what Abra was going to do.....nothing more....so Abra could BOAST and make himself feel important.....and all the world would see what a great mighty preacher Abra was.....and that was the only INTENT of your heart back then, Abra......to become some big Preacher for Jesus!! AND NOTHING MORE!!!! AND GOD KNEW...and also did Satan..and that is why Nothing happened for you back then!!! Except the devil got a hold of you... and has been having a heyday with you ever since...making you think God is at fault..when in fact, it is not even the devil who is at fault..but Abra's selfish pride which is at fault!! And because of that, yuo have become a tool of satan, to be used by....who has lied to you and has you viciously turning against Jesus now, cause Jesus did not give you that Preaching position!! But like I said, Jesus SAW the INTENT of your heart back then Abra....and KNEW you did not MEAN business with God ...in fact YOU never EVEN asked to be SAved at all....... YOU ONLY ASKED TO SERVE!!!! And now you have viciously turned on Jesus..cause....how DARE Jesus NOT make you that great preacher you INTENDED to become!!! Well..... I have news for you Abra....... God SPEWS preachers like that out of his mouth......in fact.....a lot of preachers are in pulputs just like that today......for their OWN GAIN......AND NOTHING MORE......and they are NOT SAVED at all!! That is what churchianity is all about , by the way!! So Abra......THAT is why you never got BORN AGAIN!! But Now.... are you REALLY READY to Get REAL With God this time, Abra...and truly Become born again?? Then God WILL Get Real with you and Come into your Heart. And use your life mightily this time for sure. That decision is up to you..cause when you do get Real with God...and ask Jesus into your heart ...and with the RIGHT INTENT in yuor heart this time..and that is to humbly recieve Jesus .... THEN God will exalt you in due season, Abra ..but only when He first sees you have truly become HUMBLE!!!!! Pride cometh before the fall. Get Abra out of the way now......and let God in now. And watch what God will do with your life, Abra. The time is Now. Be Blessed Now. wow...you really need some serious help....no joking. You need to get some counseling or meds ASAP, Ive read your posts, they are bordering on the OCD, Delusional track..... |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Wed 05/28/08 08:29 PM
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hi james,hows the cabin? For someone who lives along it sure is busy around here. I'm reading a book about time, writing a song about Jeanniebean (except in the song she's a high monk from another world who has amnesia). I've also been pettying my cat (yes just my cat! No wise cracks). And this really humongous raccoon is outside my door wanting in. I keep going out and chasing him away, but he saw the cat come in and he seems to think he should be allowed in too! I can't do that though he HUGE!!! I think he's the biggest coon I ever saw. Besides if I let him in he tear the place up royal. Just a moment ago I went outside to chase him away and I couldn't see him. Then I felt someone grabing at my hair! The stupid raccoon was on top of my screen door that I keep propped open. I don't want to kill him. In fact I woudln't do that. But he's becoming a real pest and he's not the slightest bit afraid of me. I think he knows I have a soft heart. I might build a box trap tomorrow, catch him in a box and drive him up to your place and drop him off. Another than that I'm dewing ok I spose. How interesting. We have raccoons living in our town but you don't see them much. They hide down in the storm drains during the daytime. They do get very large. JB A song about Morgan? I can't wait to hear it. |
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Raccoons are awesome. My late husband had one, no two. They were great til they grew up. They tore the whole house up! He had to give them away. So so smart. they are.
Kat |
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He can't answer. Haven't you heard, you can't "understand God" using a rational mind. Okeee dokeee. That must be why I understand God perfectly. I've never been accused of having a rational mind. After all, I've seen aliens, gnomes, UFO's, I've been reincarnated, I've done time travel, out of body travel, astral projection,.... Does that sound rational to you? If anybody can understand God I can. good point
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Raccoons are awesome. My late husband had one, no two. They were great til they grew up. They tore the whole house up! He had to give them away. So so smart. they are. Kat They are amazingly smart and cute. They actually seem almost like monkeys to me. I mean, they're that clever and dexterous with their little grabby hands. I really do think of them as monkeys more than anything else. |
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wow...you really need some serious help....no joking. You need to get some counseling or meds ASAP, Ive read your posts, they are bordering on the OCD, Delusional track..... Bordering? I think you're being extremely genenous in your assessment.
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A song about Morgan? I can't wait to hear it. Me too. It's not quite done yet. I'm still working on the lyrics and the music. It's a difficult song to sing and play. And it probably isn't even going to sound all that great for all the effort. But it is coming along, one note at a time. |
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