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| Topic: !!!! VIRUS WARNING !!!! | |
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If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. THIS VIRUS IS EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE!!! It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 976 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If opened in a Vista environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but will also replace your skim milk with whole milk. *** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *** And if you don't do anything to protect yourself from this devastating virus, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. MY GOD, PEOPLE!!! DON’T JUST SIT THERE!! |
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 This happened to me
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it unties shoes too
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i'm from california pc tech what she bin smoking lol
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OMG! Not YOU too...lololol! Gotta Luv It!
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Good one. Im sending this to all my friends
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This virus sounds A LOT like letting a man in your home..... Hmmmmmmm!! Thanks for the warning!!!
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that got me at first until I kept on reading lol that was a good one
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I think it also stole my boxers....oh wait I went commando today
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Edited by
DTHRomeo
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Tue 05/20/08 04:17 PM
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I hope it won't make you re elect Bush
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I hope it won't make you re elect Bush thank god this is his final go around he can't be re elected even if he wanted to
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I hope it won't make you re elect Bush thank god this is his final go around he can't be re elected even if he wanted to worst part of this virus is it will change the votes in the machines to obama so he will not lose so badly
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AAAAGGGGHHHH! RUN FOR IT! SAVE THE CREDIT CARDS AND DVD'S FIRST! HURRY UP! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! AAAAGGGGHHHH!
*Runs around gathering things up, then trips over his untied shoelace and does a faceplant into some dirty underwear that aren't his on the coffee table.* |
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AAAAGGGGHHHH! RUN FOR IT! SAVE THE CREDIT CARDS AND DVD'S FIRST! HURRY UP! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! AAAAGGGGHHHH! *Runs around gathering things up, then trips over his untied shoelace and does a faceplant into some dirty underwear that aren't his on the coffee table.* thanks man...I been drafty all day
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