Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them
up anyway?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction
section?

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in
heaven?

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your
tummy?

Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service?
what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have
to serve them?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American
elephant?

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors
work on the doctor or the patient?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when
the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash
the cradle to the ground?

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way
we normally are?

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water...did she ever bathe?

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear
hairnets?

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May
Cause Drowsiness?

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?

Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?

Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction
with hell, is hell slow or fast?

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal
family? Is he still the queen?

If a hermaphrodite got sent to a prison, which one would it get sent to
male or female?

If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?

Would you die if you didn't pee?

How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the
moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up?

When Jewish People go to Court, do they swear on the bible?

If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?

Could you be a "closet" claustrophobic?

If someone is addicted to counseling how do you treat them?

Where do all the daylight savings hours go?

What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a
desert island?" why is it no on answers, "a boat"?

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

Can you slam a revolving door?

How young can you be and still die of old age?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup
packets?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision
goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?

What shape is the sky?

Why is "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" written on
peanut butter jars?

If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

I loved that... I'm french and when i do swear, i say 'Pardon my
English' Ha Ha

lol Those were good. I have often wondered about the rock a by baby one.

those are funny

Those are cool

those are good ones

NOW YOU GOT ME PONDERING! LOL RALPH

personally, I like the one about shaking the ketchup bottle but not the
packets...

I have always wondered about Freddy myself. OUCH!!!!

Peachiepoohie, go to bed. AHHHHHHHH!

very funny