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Thanks for sharing Brit....
...with so many taking up lies & deceptions instead of what is tried & true.... You remind us all that what we believe is EVER lasting.  
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 I am a Christian...I believe... only and alone in the service of Jesus Christ...In Him is all refuge, all solace." good morning my dear.  Have a great day everybody.  good evening my dear, and Debs, thankyou Quickstepper, and morningsong. |
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Michael Faraday [1791-1867]
Inventor of the electric generator and the transformer Discovered Benzene--used to make plastics, nylon and dyes Produced the first test tubes Described Field Theory *Hailed by Albert Einstein as the foundation for his own scientific discoveries* Elder in his church for over 20 years "Speculations? I have none. I am resting on certainties. 'I know whom I have believed and am persuaded that He is able to keep that which I have committed unto Him against that day.'" "A Christian finds his guide in the Word of God, and commits the keeping of his soul into the hands of God. He looks for no assurance beyond what the Word can give him, and if his mind is troubled by the cares and fears which assail him, he can go nowhere but in prayer to the throne of grace and to Scripture." "Since peace is alone in the gift of God; and as it is He who gives it, why should we be afraid? His unspeakable gift in His beloved Son is the ground of no doubtful hope." --[1861 letter] "The Bible, and it alone, with nothing added to it nor taken away from it by man, is the sole and sufficient guide for each individual, at all times and in all circumstances…For faith in the divinity and work of Christ is the gift of God, and the evidence of this faith is obedience to the commandment of Christ." |
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Edited by
wouldee
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Mon 07/14/08 08:33 PM
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I felt the need to FORWARD this....
post haste...... without delay.......... not very conservative, is it?  WARNING!!!!    Date: Sunday, July 13, 2008, 7:35 AM > For those of you who slept through World History 101 here is > a condensed > version. Humans originally existed as members of small > bands of nomadic > hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains > during the summer > and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in > the winter. > The two most important events in all of history were: > 1. The invention of beer, and > 2. The invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to > get man to the > beer, and the beer to the man. > > These facts formed the foundation of modern civilization > and together > were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two > distinct > subgroups: > > 1. Liberals > 2. Conservatives. > > Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was > the beginning > of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can > were invented > yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting > for them to > be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. > That's how villages > were formed. > > Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to > BBQ at night > while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of > what is known > as the Conservative movement. > > Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting > learned to live > off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly > BBQ's and doing the > sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning > of the > Liberal movement. > > Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. > The rest became > known as girlie-men. > > Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the > domestication of cats, > the invention of group therapy and group hugs, the > evolution of the > Hollywood actor, and the concept of Democratic voting to > decide how to > divide all the meat and beer that conservatives provided. > > Over the years, Conservatives came to be symbolized by the > largest, most > powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are > symbolized by > the jackass. > > Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but > most prefer > white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but > like their > beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard > liberal fare. > Another interesting evolutionary side note: most liberal > women have > higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social > workers, personal > injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and > group > therapists are liberals. > > Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and > still provide > for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo > cowboys, > firemen, lumberjacks, construction workers, medical > doctors, police > officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and > generally anyone > who works productively. Conservatives who own companies > hire other > conservatives who want to work for a living. > > Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the > producers > and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe > Europeans > are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of > the liberals > remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to > America . They > crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a > business of trying > to get more for nothing. > > Here ends today's lesson in world history. > > It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge > to angrily > respond to the above before forwarding it. > > A conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the > absolute > truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately > to other > true believers, and to more liberals...just to p!$$ them > off. politics...    |
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Good morning all.  Enjoy your day dear.
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'Twas the Night Before Jesus Came
'Twas the night before Jesus came and all through the house Not a creature was praying, not one in the house. Their Bibles were lain on the shelf without care In hopes that Jesus would not come there. The children were dressing to crawl into bed, Not once ever kneeling or bowing a head. And Mom in her rocker with baby on her lap Was watching the Late Show while I took a nap. When out of the East there arose such a clatter, I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash! When what to my wondering eyes should appear But angels proclaiming that Jesus was here. With a light like the sun sending forth a bright ray I knew in a moment this must be The Day! The light of His face made me cover my head It was Jesus! returning just like He had said. And though I possessed worldly wisdom and wealth I cried when I saw Him in spite of myself. In the Book of Life which He held in His hand Was written the name of every saved man. He spoke not a word as He searched for my name; When He said "It's not here" my head hung in shame. The people whose names had been written with love He gathered to take to His Father above. With those who were ready He rose without a sound While all the rest were left standing around. I fell to my knees, but it was too late; I had waited too long and this sealed my fate. I stood and I cried as they rose out of sight; Oh, if only I had been ready tonight. In the words of this poem the meaning is clear; The coming of Jesus is drawing near. There's only one life and when comes the last call We'll find that the Bible was true after all! |
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'Twas the Night Before Jesus Came 'Twas the night before Jesus came and all through the house Not a creature was praying, not one in the house. Their Bibles were lain on the shelf without care In hopes that Jesus would not come there. The children were dressing to crawl into bed, Not once ever kneeling or bowing a head. And Mom in her rocker with baby on her lap Was watching the Late Show while I took a nap. When out of the East there arose such a clatter, I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash! When what to my wondering eyes should appear But angels proclaiming that Jesus was here. With a light like the sun sending forth a bright ray I knew in a moment this must be The Day! The light of His face made me cover my head It was Jesus! returning just like He had said. And though I possessed worldly wisdom and wealth I cried when I saw Him in spite of myself. In the Book of Life which He held in His hand Was written the name of every saved man. He spoke not a word as He searched for my name; When He said "It's not here" my head hung in shame. The people whose names had been written with love He gathered to take to His Father above. With those who were ready He rose without a sound While all the rest were left standing around. I fell to my knees, but it was too late; I had waited too long and this sealed my fate. I stood and I cried as they rose out of sight; Oh, if only I had been ready tonight. In the words of this poem the meaning is clear; The coming of Jesus is drawing near. There's only one life and when comes the last call We'll find that the Bible was true after all!   .... I pray that all who read this and all you care about will be one of the lovingly written names in His book that He takes above. Ohhh so sad for the man's family and himself. But sadly when The Day comes it will be so for many and it makes me sad to think of that. God Bless You all
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'Twas the Night Before Jesus Came 'Twas the night before Jesus came and all through the house Not a creature was praying, not one in the house. Their Bibles were lain on the shelf without care In hopes that Jesus would not come there. The children were dressing to crawl into bed, Not once ever kneeling or bowing a head. And Mom in her rocker with baby on her lap Was watching the Late Show while I took a nap. When out of the East there arose such a clatter, I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash! When what to my wondering eyes should appear But angels proclaiming that Jesus was here. With a light like the sun sending forth a bright ray I knew in a moment this must be The Day! The light of His face made me cover my head It was Jesus! returning just like He had said. And though I possessed worldly wisdom and wealth I cried when I saw Him in spite of myself. In the Book of Life which He held in His hand Was written the name of every saved man. He spoke not a word as He searched for my name; When He said "It's not here" my head hung in shame. The people whose names had been written with love He gathered to take to His Father above. With those who were ready He rose without a sound While all the rest were left standing around. I fell to my knees, but it was too late; I had waited too long and this sealed my fate. I stood and I cried as they rose out of sight; Oh, if only I had been ready tonight. In the words of this poem the meaning is clear; The coming of Jesus is drawing near. There's only one life and when comes the last call We'll find that the Bible was true after all! .... I pray that all who read this and all you care about will be one of the lovingly written names in His book that He takes above. Ohhh so sad for the man's family and himself. But sadly when The Day comes it will be so for many and it makes me sad to think of that. God Bless You all It is sad but true......And people need to get it.....I don't think there is anything harder then being saved and having family that is not...... |
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I felt the need to FORWARD this.... post haste...... without delay.......... not very conservative, is it? WARNING!!!! Date: Sunday, July 13, 2008, 7:35 AM > For those of you who slept through World History 101 here is > a condensed > version. Humans originally existed as members of small > bands of nomadic > hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains > during the summer > and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in > the winter. > The two most important events in all of history were: > 1. The invention of beer, and > 2. The invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to > get man to the > beer, and the beer to the man. > > These facts formed the foundation of modern civilization > and together > were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two > distinct > subgroups: > > 1. Liberals > 2. Conservatives. > > Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was > the beginning > of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can > were invented > yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting > for them to > be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. > That's how villages > were formed. > > Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to > BBQ at night > while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of > what is known > as the Conservative movement. > > Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting > learned to live > off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly > BBQ's and doing the > sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning > of the > Liberal movement. > > Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. > The rest became > known as girlie-men. > > Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the > domestication of cats, > the invention of group therapy and group hugs, the > evolution of the > Hollywood actor, and the concept of Democratic voting to > decide how to > divide all the meat and beer that conservatives provided. > > Over the years, Conservatives came to be symbolized by the > largest, most > powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are > symbolized by > the jackass. > > Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but > most prefer > white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but > like their > beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard > liberal fare. > Another interesting evolutionary side note: most liberal > women have > higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social > workers, personal > injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and > group > therapists are liberals. > > Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and > still provide > for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo > cowboys, > firemen, lumberjacks, construction workers, medical > doctors, police > officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and > generally anyone > who works productively. Conservatives who own companies > hire other > conservatives who want to work for a living. > > Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the > producers > and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe > Europeans > are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of > the liberals > remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to > America . They > crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a > business of trying > to get more for nothing. > > Here ends today's lesson in world history. > > It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge > to angrily > respond to the above before forwarding it. > > A conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the > absolute > truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately > to other > true believers, and to more liberals...just to p!$$ them > off. politics... Oh my gosh I am laughing so hard.....wouldee you have to make a thread on this.......to good not too. |
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.... I pray that all who read this and all you care about will be one of the lovingly written names in His book that He takes above. Ohhh so sad for the man's family and himself. But sadly when The Day comes it will be so for many and it makes me sad to think of that. God Bless You all It is sad but true......And people need to get it.....I don't think there is anything harder then being saved and having family that is not...... It would truly break my heart not to see someone I love or care about (friend wise) up in heaven. I pray and hope I and everyone I care about makes it to that great place. Including all of you here on JSH...oh lol excuse me...mingle2  Here's a song from TobyMac. He's a more modern singer, and his lyrics can be sometimes funny while being serious. He sends a good message out...here's a song related to the T'was the Night Before Jesus Came post... TOBYMAC "In the Air" I had a dream last night about the other side And I must confess that it was quite the ride I had a dream last night and the fact that you weren't there Gave me quite the scare People were afloat all around me Yet their weightless state never seemed to astound me Everything was grand till I noticed one thing That you, my friend, weren't on the scene There in the air I've been workin' all morning trying to spin my dream Cause I just can't believe you weren't in my dream Remember you and I said we would paint the sky And the leaves on the trees and the stars at night We made beats and we even wrote rhymes And played golf, I think, a million times Now we never got around to spiritual matters But we sure made time for our mindless chatter [CHORUS] I wanna see you there In the the air One day we'll be singin' (Hallelujah) I wanna see you there In the the air One day we'll be singin' (Hallelujah) (the below is toby conversing in song) Hello, wassup (wassup), how ya doin' (just fine) I was sorta wonderin', could we make the time (Just kick it) why not (at our usual spot) Latte's in May, mine cold, yours hot (So where we goin') much deeper than our usual chat (Like who's beats is weak and who's beats is phat) Nah, my man, this some next level junk (Like when we discussed if Tiger Woods could dunk) Just meet me there, seven o'clock, rain or shine With a fat cup of bean and a wide open mind [CHORUS] I wanna see you there In the the air One day we'll be singin' (Hallelujah) I wanna see you there In the the air One day we'll be singin' (Hallelujah) |
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.... I pray that all who read this and all you care about will be one of the lovingly written names in His book that He takes above. Ohhh so sad for the man's family and himself. But sadly when The Day comes it will be so for many and it makes me sad to think of that. God Bless You all It is sad but true......And people need to get it.....I don't think there is anything harder then being saved and having family that is not...... It would truly break my heart not to see someone I love or care about (friend wise) up in heaven. I pray and hope I and everyone I care about makes it to that great place. Including all of you here on JSH...oh lol excuse me...mingle2 Here's a song from TobyMac. He's a more modern singer, and his lyrics can be sometimes funny while being serious. He sends a good message out...here's a song related to the T'was the Night Before Jesus Came post... TOBYMAC "In the Air" I had a dream last night about the other side And I must confess that it was quite the ride I had a dream last night and the fact that you weren't there Gave me quite the scare People were afloat all around me Yet their weightless state never seemed to astound me Everything was grand till I noticed one thing That you, my friend, weren't on the scene There in the air I've been workin' all morning trying to spin my dream Cause I just can't believe you weren't in my dream Remember you and I said we would paint the sky And the leaves on the trees and the stars at night We made beats and we even wrote rhymes And played golf, I think, a million times Now we never got around to spiritual matters But we sure made time for our mindless chatter [CHORUS] I wanna see you there In the the air One day we'll be singin' (Hallelujah) I wanna see you there In the the air One day we'll be singin' (Hallelujah) (the below is toby conversing in song) Hello, wassup (wassup), how ya doin' (just fine) I was sorta wonderin', could we make the time (Just kick it) why not (at our usual spot) Latte's in May, mine cold, yours hot (So where we goin') much deeper than our usual chat (Like who's beats is weak and who's beats is phat) Nah, my man, this some next level junk (Like when we discussed if Tiger Woods could dunk) Just meet me there, seven o'clock, rain or shine With a fat cup of bean and a wide open mind [CHORUS] I wanna see you there In the the air One day we'll be singin' (Hallelujah) I wanna see you there In the the air One day we'll be singin' (Hallelujah) ahhhh thank you tiff...loved it.....and yes we always pray for the unsaved. |
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of course dear feral, always and always pray for everyone!!!
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of course dear feral, always and always pray for everyone!!! I think this is the first time we have been around at the same time....is tiff a total night person. |
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of course dear feral, always and always pray for everyone!!! I think this is the first time we have been around at the same time....is tiff a total night person. I'm enjoying some country music and a chat with a few fellow night owl friends.
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Edited by
MorningSong
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Tue 07/15/08 11:33 PM
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Tiffy..I see you have a heart for souls too
GBY, Sweet Sister... BTW, Tiffy..this is Off topic....  I am still on JSH...I noticed yuo are too... Did you know you can type in the other smiles ( that are only available on Mingle)..and use them on JSH , too? type flowers , for instance , with a : : on each side of the word "flowers", and viola, you have same with banana or furstated  or laughing or oops or offtopic sneaky eh? Uh oh  ...hope I don't get in trouble for sharing that now? 
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Edited by
TiffaIrishGirl
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Wed 07/16/08 03:24 AM
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lol morning song, I'm on mingle, so I'm aware of the craziness.
 We all kind of explored the new emoticons when we got them ...this guy is a little crazy... , his eyes are twitching. . I've enjoyed them a bit too much and know a lot of them by their typed emoticon rather than wasting time clicking on them (you know you're addicted to mingle2/jsh when...) hehehehe. But thanks for the update.   ... ((((hugs)))) (they still need a hugging emoticon ...lol)
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Here's something to think about.... God is strengthening His church with new zeal & vitality.... I'm lovin' it!
THE LORD IS ON THE MOVE! HE WANTS TO BRING THE GLORY TO YOU!" By Jill Austin God is "redefining" churches and nations! The Lord is taking His finger and He is not only redefining the borders of nations, but also the Church. He says, "I am going to redefine even how you see My presence. I am going to take the walls down between different denominations and give you a hunger and fire for one another; a jealously for each of you who love the Lamb of God and have that fire for each other." It is as if you were up in the Heavens looking at the earth and you see that certain nations are full of different amounts of the glory of God. There are prophetic time clocks on different nations, according to His sovereign purposes for radical revival. Do You Want a Visitation Or An Inhabitation? Our cry is that we don't just want to say, "Come Holy Spirit"; we want to say, "Stay Holy Spirit!" We don't want just a visitation, we want an inhabitation! I feel like the Lord is asking, "Are you willing to be radical for Me? Are you willing to let Me use your hands, your feet and your mouth to be radically on fire for Me? I am calling for a new militancy, a new passion, a new revelation of the Cross." The Lord says, "As you receive more and more and come into the fullness of the revelation of the glory of My Cross - of Who I am - the more of My glory and more of Heaven will kiss the earth." There needs to be a cry in you that says, "Kiss the lump of earth, Lord. Let Your fire and presence consume me!" http://www.elijahlist.com/ |
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((((hugs)))) (they still need a hugging emoticon ...lol) For all the hugging we do, I'd agree with that.
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Tiffy..I see you have a heart for souls too GBY, Sweet Sister... BTW, Tiffy..this is Off topic.... I am still on JSH...I noticed yuo are too... Did you know you can type in the other smiles ( that are only available on Mingle)..and use them on JSH , too? type flowers , for instance , with a : : on each side of the word "flowers", and viola, you have same with banana or furstated or laughing or oops or offtopic sneaky eh? Uh oh ...hope I don't get in trouble for sharing that now? cool, I like that.
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Hi Quickstepper - thanks for that last post.
A hugging icon sure would be cute! Hi Kleisto, Debs, Tiffa, MorningSong, ((( ))), and all who visit here.
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