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My goatee is back
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My goatee is back sexy 
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i have 2 brains
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My nads itch
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I'm thinking of shaving my face completely nekkid, and donating the stubble to "Gangstas who can't Grow None".
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I've been to jail a couple of times on misdemeanors (disturbing the peace should not be a crime if you are sober, I'm telling you!) and my record is still clear. Don't know how that happened.
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i may not be the brightest apple on the tree but i have some color
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Edited by
elwoodsully
on
Tue 06/03/08 10:07 AM
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I make nightly deposits at a sperm bank.
Is it my fault they're not open? |
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I'm the nice guy typ but with just a little umph
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There is only one swear word you can call me that even remotely offends me
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There is only one swear word you can call me that even remotely offends me <------ Can swear in Greek, Spanish, Korean, Polish, and German. And has only said THAT offensive word to a woman ONCE, after she kicked me in the ding ding. |
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likes to poke dead things with a stick
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likes to poke dead things with a stick like jelly fish?? DONT say wabbits !!!
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Ive always wanted to knit cat outfits but was too afraid to learn.......
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There is only one swear word you can call me that even remotely offends me <------ Can swear in Greek, Spanish, Korean, Polish, and German. And has only said THAT offensive word to a woman ONCE, after she kicked me in the ding ding. If you're talking about the C word then you're right. And I've been sworn at in Greek, Spanish, Korean, Polish, German, Latin, Italian, French and Mandarin. It's the only one. |
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Ive always wanted to knit cat outfits but was too afraid to learn.......
Once drank 3 cans of Beaver Buzz and couldn't stop talking for 3 hours then crashed like a dying plane. Oh man I was dead tired after that.
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Yes, I think we're on the same page about which word it is.
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my boobs are named lily & wanda
i win.
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my boobs are named lily & wanda
i win.
I jsust call em Boob 1 and Boob 2, which one you like best, well that's up to you
Dr.Seuss is crazy |
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