stupid lie u've ever been told?

my ex when he said he loved me

He's just a friend.

my ex~
I'll never do it again

When I heard (ex) Prez Bill Clinton go on air to say that passing NAFTA would be "good for Americans".

I love you

I have been honest with you darlin and will always be honest with ya, darlin!

I should have known better when the word darlin came out of his mouth twice.

[that was the biggest stupidest lie I have ever heard come out of someone's mouth]

i agree

kind of a long story but here goes...ex husband's mom had jewelry party. ex bought earrings for my daughter. well stone fell out. had him bring to his mom to send them back to get fixed. well months went by. kept asking about them. finally told me that the jewelry lady was on vacation. should be 2 weeks and we'll get the earrings. I wait. 2 weeks goes by. I get told jewelry lady forgot. so I email this woman. she has no clue what I'm talking about!!! my ex never had the earrings returned!! just kept lying. whole big story.

I love you baby

that one is nice.........heard it alot

It is big, I swear!

what in particular makes a lie more stupid than any other lies aren,t all lies stupid?

She's just a friend,i swear I didn't kiss her back

I heard that one before

Oh lord Ive heard so many good ones its hard to pick...

My favorite is ... It's not you, it's me.

or "she kissed me!"

I talk to them like there old friends dont worry, I love you not them

yeh i cant tell u how many times i've heard that from guys..making an excuse to continue dating me