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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 78
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:23 AM
Hmmmm.....I think that Abby's school is going to call me to come get my sick daughter in about mmmmmmmm......an hour? ummmmmmmmmmmmm and will abbys school bring beer???

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Thu 05/15/08 08:24 AM
KNEW I shoulda had the Canadian School experience!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Thu 05/15/08 08:25 AM
No .....I will though!! teehee!! ...I am sure she will still be ill tomorrow too!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:25 AM
KNEW I shoulda had the Canadian School experience!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:26 AM
No .....I will though!! teehee!! ...I am sure she will still be ill tomorrow too!! Youre terrible.......just like Muriel!!! <----has coolers and wine chillin'

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/15/08 08:26 AM
Thanx gypsy. Badfinger always cheers me up. Gonna have to bring my camera and take pics.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:30 AM
Friday night and I need a fight My motorcycle and a switchblade knife Handful of grease in my hair feels right But what I need to make me tight are Girls, Girls, Girls Long legs and burgundy lips Girls, Girls, Girls Dancin' down on Sunset Strip Girls, Girls, Girls Red lips, fingertips Trick or treat -- sweet to eat On Halloween and New Year's Eve Yankee girls ya just can't beat But they're the best when they're off their feet Girls, Girls, Girls At the dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale Girls, Girls, Girls Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletails Girls, Girls, Girls Raising hell at the 7th Veil Have you read the news In the Soho Tribune Ya know she did me Well then she broke my heart I'm such a good good boy I just need a new toy I tell ya what, girl Dance for me, I'll keep you overemployed Just tell me a story You know the one I mean Crazy Horse, Paris, France Forget the names, remember romance I got the photos, a mnage ... trois Musta broke those Frenchies laws with those Girls, Girls, Girls Body Shop, Marble Arch Girls, Girls, Girls Tropicana's where I lost my heart Girls, Girls, Girls

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/15/08 08:34 AM
how did your boss do that biker??? he made me race that load out to south dakota and he knew he had no return load so he stranded me out there for a day. I spent my last 4 dollars on beer and pizza. I'm mad. ---> insert mad emoticon here. Millionaires only have $4????? Sooooooooooooo what are you going to do??? why I'm going to dip into my millions when I get near a bank. Not many banks in the middle of cornfield south dakota. Wait! Instant cash machine! No its just a cow. Sh!t.

CleanBathroom Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5544	Thu 05/15/08 08:34 AM
MOTLEY CRUE MOTLEY CRUE MOTLEY CRUE I love debauchery.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:35 AM
how did your boss do that biker??? he made me race that load out to south dakota and he knew he had no return load so he stranded me out there for a day. I spent my last 4 dollars on beer and pizza. I'm mad. ---> insert mad emoticon here. Millionaires only have $4????? Sooooooooooooo what are you going to do??? why I'm going to dip into my millions when I get near a bank. Not many banks in the middle of cornfield south dakota. Wait! Instant cash machine! No its just a cow. Sh!t. lmaoooooooooooooo cha ching!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:35 AM
MOTLEY CRUE MOTLEY CRUE MOTLEY CRUE I love debauchery. ya I went to that concert back in.....hmmmmm the 80s???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/15/08 08:36 AM
Moo? I want moola!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:37 AM
Dear diary.......Its weird that I remember every outfit I wore to concerts........Motley crue.....hot pink frilly top with a million buttons, grey suede leather jacket.....jeans....hot pink pumps......big long hair!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Thu 05/15/08 08:38 AM
Dear diary.......Its weird that I remember every outfit I wore to concerts........Motley crue.....hot pink frilly top with a million buttons, grey suede leather jacket.....jeans....hot pink pumps......big long hair!!! The guys using more Aqua-Net than the girls.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:39 AM
another concert.........pink top/dress? white lace leggings.....spike heels....pink lace gloves with the fingers cut off..big long hair!!! omg I dressed like a tart!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:40 AM
Now I just wear a towel!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Thu 05/15/08 08:40 AM
but ya did the drummer....Didn't Ya?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:41 AM
Guns and roses....black suede leather mini skirt, white top, black spikes, big long hair!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:41 AM
but ya did the drummer....Didn't Ya?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:45 AM
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