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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 78
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/15/08 08:47 AM
A bunch of big drunk 21 year old guys were standing out in front of a posh club one night laughing and joking. Johnny T bone and I were dressed to the nines and walked by them. The one drunk punk says to me "Hey I remember you! I used to beat you up in school and take your lunch money!". His freinds laughed and I looked at him and squinted and said "Dude, you never took MY lunch money. I'm 20 years older than you! But you should remember me! I'm the guy, when you were a little boy, that locked you in the closet so I could f*ck your big sister on the couch!" ha ha ha ha ha.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/15/08 08:49 AM
I left that big dope standing there with all his freinds pointing and laughing at him. Johnny T bone was in tears.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:49 AM
Anybody want a spot of T????

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Thu 05/15/08 08:51 AM
You mean a dot?

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Thu 05/15/08 08:51 AM
On the forehead?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:51 AM
ahahaaaaaaaaaaaa my cat is stuck to the carpet!!! He got his nails stuck!!! I have to unstick him!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:52 AM
On the forehead? I havent had a hindu alllllllllllllllll day guys!!!

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Thu 05/15/08 08:53 AM
Are you a little behind this morning gypsy?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:55 AM
Are you a little behind this morning gypsy? huhhhhhhhh????

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/15/08 08:55 AM
ahahaaaaaaaaaaaa my cat is stuck to the carpet!!! He got his nails stuck!!! I have to unstick him!! ha ha ha ha, hurry! He's gotta crap!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Thu 05/15/08 08:56 AM
You mean a dot? Aunty Flo???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:57 AM
ahahaaaaaaaaaaaa my cat is stuck to the carpet!!! He got his nails stuck!!! I have to unstick him!! ha ha ha ha, hurry! He's gotta crap! It wasnt smokey!!!!

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Thu 05/15/08 08:58 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:58 AM
You mean a dot? Aunty Flo??? No......fresh why do you have to bring her up all the time???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/15/08 08:58 AM
She thinks my tractor trailers sexy.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 08:58 AM
morning catch!!!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Thu 05/15/08 09:01 AM
You mean a dot? Aunty Flo??? No......fresh why do you have to bring her up all the time??? Maybe your prego.....???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/15/08 09:02 AM
My boss is gonna crap when I go home. I'm on my way there. Its nice outside. I might actually get some stuff done this weekend!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/15/08 09:03 AM
You mean a dot? Aunty Flo??? No......fresh why do you have to bring her up all the time??? Maybe your prego.....??? do I look preggo???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/15/08 09:03 AM
Don't look at me I didn't dood it.