Dear Diary;

Tonight I'm going offline until i get set up at my new place. So see you all laters! I expect a full report of battle cats and bouncy poodles when I get back =D

33 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart

Anyone here?????
Hello?????
Missed You all...

I'm here =D

Hi Angel

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive,
press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent,
please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities,
press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional,
press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully and a little voice will
tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive,
it doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic,
press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar,
please leave a message
after the beep
or before the beep
or after the beep.
Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.

If you have low self-esteem,
please hang up.
Our operators are too busy
to talk with you.

If you are menopausal,
put the gun down,
hang up,
turn on the fan,
lie down and cry.
! You won 't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde,
don't press any buttons,
you'll just mess it up.

The self esteem one is my fav

Purple
Cloudy

Heya how are you tonight?

OMG Purple..you have no idea
how much I needed that laugh ..
I love them all..

I'm ok..and you cloudy??

Doing good, having a fight with insomnia tonight lol And i ran out of nyquil!

Well Angel I can offer a smile to ya.. How ya been? Long time no see.

((((( ZMAN)))))))...
it has been too long, you're right..
how are you sweetie???

Thank you for the smile

(((Angel))) Ive been good. Working and met A JSH member and we live together Now.

Been missing all my friends I met on here so figured I would start making regular apperances once again now.

Barlafumble Barlafumble Barlafumble

I just love this word.

[fr. parley, call for truce + ?] Scot. obs.
a call for a truce by one who has fallen in fighting or play; a request for a time out

Oh my, I just barlafumbled, again. I really am a barlafumbler now.

Awwww That's awesome "Z"..So for you..
It's nice to see you..Let's catch up..Where did we leave off???

Hey Rainbow

can ya watch youtube where your at Angel ??