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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 77 | |
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Dear Diary;
Tonight I'm going offline until i get set up at my new place. So see you all laters! I expect a full report of battle cats and bouncy poodles when I get back =D 
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33 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
 ta ta poor ppl!!! I have to go to work and beat up old people!!!  |
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 Anyone here????? Hello????? Missed You all... 
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I'm here =D
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Hi Angel
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MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. ! You won 't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. |
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The self esteem one is my fav
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Purple
 Cloudy
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Heya how are you tonight?
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OMG Purple..you have no idea
how much I needed that laugh .. I love them all.. 
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Heya how are you tonight? I'm ok..and you cloudy?? |
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Doing good, having a fight with insomnia tonight lol And i ran out of nyquil!
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Well Angel I can offer a smile to ya.. How ya been? Long time no see.
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Well Angel I can offer a smile to ya.. How ya been? Long time no see. ((((( ZMAN)))))))... it has been too long, you're right.. how are you sweetie??? Thank you for the smile
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(((Angel))) Ive been good.
Working and met A JSH member and we live together Now. Been missing all my friends I met on here so figured I would start making regular apperances once again now. |
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Barlafumble Barlafumble Barlafumble
I just love this word. [fr. parley, call for truce + ?] Scot. obs. a call for a truce by one who has fallen in fighting or play; a request for a time out |
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Oh my, I just barlafumbled, again. I really am a barlafumbler now.
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(((Angel))) Ive been good. Working and met A JSH member and we live together Now. Been missing all my friends I met on here so figured I would start making regular apperances once again now. Awwww That's awesome "Z"..So for you.. It's nice to see you..Let's catch up..Where did we leave off??? |
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Oh my, I just barlafumbled, again. I really am a barlafumbler now.   Hey Rainbow
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can ya watch youtube where your at Angel ??
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