Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 77 | |
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Well i got my dad to help me, after mentally abusing me over the phone like he always does. But its help, so i won't be send to court over this (yay!)
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I'd help ya cloudy but I'm 1000 miles away at work.
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I hate last minute moves. One of my pet peeves. I got no time to throw your dirty underwear in a box and carry heavy furniture on my day off. Sorry. I helped one too many procrastinating asshole freinds move just to have them conveniently busy when I moved. F*ck that sh!t!
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Dear diary.........
Im horny I mean Im hungry!! |
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there's a difference?????
Dear diary......... Im horny I mean Im hungry!! |
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I have chocolate!!! |
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i have penis butter
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oops.......peanut butter..
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oops.......peanut butter.. |
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you got chocolate in my peanut butter...
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I have a freind getting evicted on june 9th. He's had 9 months to move and he has a lot of stuff. When I moved in '96 he refused to help me and laughed at me and drank beer and sat in a lawn chair while I busted my ass loading a moving van full. When he calls me june 10th asking for my help vengeance will be mine! "Sorry dude, I'm at work a thousand miles from your house or what used to be your house. So how's curb living treating you? Did the eviction by the sheriff go well? Well thanks for helping me move back in '96! Glad I could repay the favor."
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Im still horny
I mean hungry!! |
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you got chocolate in my peanut butter... |
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Just ate 2 reeses and a glass o milk. I take care of your hunger babe.
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Just ate 2 reeses and a glass o milk. I take care of your hunger babe. |
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A quickie before work? I mean nestles quick?
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<------sucking on chocolate
BALLS!! |
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Did you get the card I sent yet?
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A quickie before work? I mean nestles quick? |
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