Topic: Men, I will help you if you ask...
lilangel2's photo
Mon 05/12/08 12:35 PM

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp:tongue:


tearsofblood666

LOL A bit sure of yourself aren't ya! You might want to tone that headline down a bit...confidence is right across the street from conceited *SMILE*

Adorable smiling pic...could be a better angle and clearer...
Other pics on profile GREAT...If that is your BOD no wonder you are so conceited LMAO

Uh Oh....all those great bod pics then your descrptio starts with bible versus...you are walking the line of good an evil, son LOL

Not a good walk...jump to one side or the other...at least for your profile LOL

The poetry/song is nice...shows you have some culture...but you should put your description first...tell about yourself and what you like to do, what you want in a woman etc....then show off your writing skills.

You go into great detail about what you want. I think if it was all above the poetry you would get somone to maybe read it all.

CHEERS!drinker

EtherealEmbers's photo
Mon 05/12/08 12:36 PM


Even though you said one dude had a "fine mullet," I'm game. Give me your best shot. flowerforyou


EtherealEmbers

Funnie Headline! LOL

Your main pic is fine...you have several good pics ..I would change them around sometimes.

Having alot of pics is good.

LOL You have alot of pre-profile warnings??? Is this from bad experiences?
I wonder if they might keep people from continuing to read? I could be wrong...but I think the actual description about
who you are adn what you want should go before the warnings. You describe in words a lot of what you are looking for. You also describe things you can't stand which is also good.
You actually go into such detail about what you want...i think you could do without the warnings altogether. Good profile Description!

Hope you find love!flowerforyou


Thanks smooched I would take out the warnings, but I've gotten harassed a lot less by the lame ones and to me, if a guy thinks I'm worth it and so is he, he won't qualify for any of those warnings anyway and he'd look beyond them :wink: Helps to weed out a LOT of incompatible people. Loved your critique! Good luck to you as well. (did you and Peccy hook up yet? :wink: )

lilangel2's photo
Mon 05/12/08 12:38 PM



Even though you said one dude had a "fine mullet," I'm game. Give me your best shot. flowerforyou


EtherealEmbers

Funnie Headline! LOL

Your main pic is fine...you have several good pics ..I would change them around sometimes.

Having alot of pics is good.

LOL You have alot of pre-profile warnings??? Is this from bad experiences?
I wonder if they might keep people from continuing to read? I could be wrong...but I think the actual description about
who you are adn what you want should go before the warnings. You describe in words a lot of what you are looking for. You also describe things you can't stand which is also good.
You actually go into such detail about what you want...i think you could do without the warnings altogether. Good profile Description!

Hope you find love!flowerforyou


Thanks smooched I would take out the warnings, but I've gotten harassed a lot less by the lame ones and to me, if a guy thinks I'm worth it and so is he, he won't qualify for any of those warnings anyway and he'd look beyond them :wink: Helps to weed out a LOT of incompatible people. Loved your critique! Good luck to you as well. (did you and Peccy hook up yet? :wink: )


Me and Peccy have made two dates...he broke one...I broke one LMAO...We are both a bit hesitant to take it beyond friendship. He is a truly wonderful person, though.

lilangel2's photo
Mon 05/12/08 01:40 PM


Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. bigsmile



OMG .. I'm dyin laughing over here. Thanks sweetie for a Happy start to Mother's Day laugh



Fade2Black ~~~Headline is nice...Great Quote!

You have a lot of real nice pics which is good. ...3 are really great! The one with you laying in bed with pillow, the close up of you fluffing your hair...and the other closeup with the choker necklace are my favorites.
I would change them around at times to hold main spot.

You just want to make friends and enjoy life...that is good. You seem level headed and know what you like and don't like. 0-1000 is great for friends...i've never spoke to a sperm or a mummy; though LMAO!

Your philosophy on life is akin to mine. You seem like a real neato person!

ENJOY!bigsmile drinker

lilangel2's photo
Mon 05/12/08 02:04 PM

guess i missed itohwell


No you didn't...I took off for Mother's Day LOLbigsmile

isaac_dede~~~Your headline is fine for what you are looking for (activity partner)

Your main pic is not so good...who is it that wants activity??? Or is the a group thang LOL

Your main pic should show YOU and you ALONE...other peoples don't belong on your main pic spot!
Looking at your main pic in forum...I don't know WHO you are!

ooooooooh Sports!!!! THAT kind of ACTIVITY partner...Hmmmm, you do know that there is another kind of "activity partner" dontcha?

???? Well, I guess of course you DO! You are from California LOL Dumb me.

Ok, Your description is ok, I guess for ACTIVITY partner...you could add a bit more about what you want in a companion.

Also,,, you got female as only criteria...think about this...is this true? That is pretty broad.

HAVE FUN!drinker

itsmetina's photo
Mon 05/12/08 02:06 PM
lil angel i enjoy reading this thread although not looking for advice myselfflowerforyou flowerforyou

lilangel2's photo
Mon 05/12/08 02:13 PM


Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. bigsmile



i don't need help....that's what hookers are for






hey desperate times call for desperate measures smokin


Hookers aren't there to help dear...they are just using your young bod and getting paid for it bigsmile


Jtevans~~~ LOL I'm gonna do you anyways cos you're cute! :)
So you want friends...or is it friendly women LOL If you really want friendly women...change it to women for dating...friends might get you me or peccy :D

Your main pic is good. You are smiling and have that Boyish look.
Your description starts out very inviting..."HI my name is Jeff.." This is a good way to start...what better way to introduce yourself than to state your name.
You tell alot about yourself and what you like. You don't say too much about what you are after, though. The criteria for contact is broad...which is fine if you really mean it.
"Woman wanted for medicinal purposes only" most likely shows your humor...2% of the population will think you are whacked LOL

Overall nice profile.

CHEERS! drinker

BigGlenn's photo
Mon 05/12/08 02:18 PM
Alright, I'm in.
Be gentle.

lilangel2's photo
Mon 05/12/08 02:24 PM

not that i'll change for you or any woman.....but...go ahead....what ya got for me??


Never change for anyone but yourself! I am merly gving fun suggestions.:smile:

ddn122~~~LOL "Work in Progress" need to nix it!....NO WOMAN likes an unfinished project LMAO

Georgia boy is GOOD!

Your main pic is GREAT! Normally I say a face shot closeup with a smile...but , you are smiling and who doesn't like a man petting a dog!?
Some of the other pics can be looked at funny...one you look like you are showing us your butt...the other one you appear to be assuming the position LOL
Not too good if you are hunting a woman ;)
Just being funny...don't get your shotgun!
Your description lacks alot LOL You seem to be riding on a few impressive (not) words.
You look like a nice interesting person...why don't you share more about yourself and tell more about what you are looking for.
There is a hint of a humor there...tell us more.

Have fun pet the pooch for me!:smile:

no photo
Mon 05/12/08 02:26 PM
the dog is dead and i'm shy....



but thanks for the input:smile:

lilangel2's photo
Mon 05/12/08 02:28 PM

lil angel i enjoy reading this thread although not looking for advice myselfflowerforyou flowerforyou


Ok, I'll leave ya alone...but do you have your hand in your pants LOL :wink: bigsmile

(just kiddin')

itsmetina's photo
Mon 05/12/08 02:30 PM
Edited by itsmetina on Mon 05/12/08 02:31 PM


lil angel i enjoy reading this thread although not looking for advice myselfflowerforyou flowerforyou


Ok, I'll leave ya alone...but do you have your hand in your pants LOL :wink: bigsmile

(just kiddin')
I'm not trying right now so my lack of profile reflects thatflowerforyou

lilangel2's photo
Mon 05/12/08 02:35 PM

the dog is dead and i'm shy....



but thanks for the input:smile:


BigGlenn~~~ Ok, the headline is great! I have said before that if you can't be profound in your headline, but FUNNY!

The main pic is nice. Shows you are gentle with children ;however, you are looking for women for dating and a pic of you alone and smiling would be a better choice for main pic...put the family pics inside your profile.

You have a variety of pics and that is good.

You start your description with introducing yourself which is good. You are very HONEST about what you want and you tell alot about yourself. You also have a good idea of what you are looking for in a companion and state it pretty well...Your profile is really good and covers the major bases (Introduce yourself-Tell about yourself-Tell about possible companion)

You should do fine! drinker

lilangel2's photo
Mon 05/12/08 02:36 PM



lil angel i enjoy reading this thread although not looking for advice myselfflowerforyou flowerforyou


Ok, I'll leave ya alone...but do you have your hand in your pants LOL :wink: bigsmile

(just kiddin')
I'm not trying right now so my lack of profile reflects thatflowerforyou


Yeah, but you could still have a little about yourself for your friends to readflowerforyou

lilangel2's photo
Mon 05/12/08 02:37 PM

the dog is dead and i'm shy....



but thanks for the input:smile:


The dog is DEAD??? :cry: sad

BigGlenn's photo
Mon 05/12/08 02:38 PM
Wow, Thank you Lilangel. For some reason I thought I was gonna take a beatin'.

You obviously know what you're talking about.
bigsmile

no photo
Mon 05/12/08 02:55 PM

Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. bigsmile


I love makeovers. I haven't had one since Tempest Bledsoe went off the air...

Peccy's photo
Mon 05/12/08 02:57 PM
rtaylor.........she was a cosby kid right?

no photo
Mon 05/12/08 03:00 PM

rtaylor.........she was a cosby kid right?



Yeah, not bad! Your knowledge of the dark side is impressive! drinker

itsmetina's photo
Mon 05/12/08 03:04 PM
ok lil angel i added a bit