Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating on the shores of a pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.


A frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:



' Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was. And then, my sweet, we can marry, set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. '





That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs she chuckled and thought to herself:



I don't think so!

He should've told her the bad parts of the deal AFTER he was married.

Stupid dead frog...

Dont forget the hot sause!

I think the lessons is we men put our feet in our own mouth way to much, and it often leads to our failure!

HA HA!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

though it wouldn't have been so bad sans the motherinlaw