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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 71
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 08:50 PM
I take oral care very seriously. I do not drink soda. I brush, floss, and gargle rinse 5 to 7 times a day. I am meticulous about oral care. Since 1999 I have put a small fortune in my mouth. I'm 42 and intend to keep my teef. Kissing me is awesome or so I've been told. But don't kiss me after a ciggy or a stinky bloody mary with a cheap tap beer chaser. Bleahhh! Thats a bit excessive......youre going to take the enamel right off your teef!! nope. I wear out 2 oral B B series toothbrushes a month. Way soft. I go through two big tubes of colgate paste a month. I go through 40 floss picks a month. I go through a half gallon of listerine a month. I get floride treatments and teeth polished every 5 and a half months. I don't fukk around.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:50 PM
Dear Diary my girlfriend ask me to marry her today Ok so who gets to be the bride???

fairycatcher31 Joined Sat 01/26/08 Posts: 3680	Mon 04/28/08 08:51 PM
Dear Diary my girlfriend ask me to marry her today Ok so who gets to be the bride??? I do I am the femme one in the relationship

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:51 PM
Dear diary.......biker is obsessed with his teef......more than me!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:52 PM
Dear Diary my girlfriend ask me to marry her today Ok so who gets to be the bride??? I do I am the femme one in the relationship So is she going to be wearing a tux????

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 08:52 PM
And why is it after you drink a great bloody mary with a big kosher dill pickle, green olives, and celery, extra worschester n red hot n tobasco n slab of orange your breath smells like dirty socks? Hhhhiiiiii!!!! Ewwww! I dont know!!! I dont drink bloody mary's!!! Hey I thought you smoked cigs? I do. Tryin to quit. Under a pack a day again.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 08:54 PM
Dear Diary my girlfriend ask me to marry her today wow! Its a great feeling!

fairycatcher31 Joined Sat 01/26/08 Posts: 3680	Mon 04/28/08 08:54 PM
Dear Diary my girlfriend ask me to marry her today Ok so who gets to be the bride??? I do I am the femme one in the relationship So is she going to be wearing a tux???? not sure really we will just make it up as we go, there is no set rules in lesbian weddings!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:55 PM
So your breath stinks after a bloody mary and cig or the other person's???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 08:56 PM
Marriage is expensive.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:56 PM
Dear Diary my girlfriend ask me to marry her today Ok so who gets to be the bride??? I do I am the femme one in the relationship So is she going to be wearing a tux???? not sure really we will just make it up as we go, there is no set rules in lesbian weddings! Not sure about the different states but I believe you can get married in san francisco and if you really want to go to canada......we marry everybody!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:56 PM
Marriage is expensive. Not really.....mine was under $1200 and it was beautiful!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 08:58 PM
I went to a union ceremony once. It was unusual. But fun. Gotta respect a woman who gets more poosie than me.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:59 PM
Whats that?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 09:01 PM
So your breath stinks after a bloody mary and cig or the other person's??? yes. When my father and I sneak off for one we return and my mother sprays us with febreeze. When that don't work we have to brush our teef.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 09:02 PM
Wow......biker you are slow........you trying to keep up????

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 09:06 PM
Garbage? Febreeze. Dog urine? Febreeze. Stinky clothes? Febreeze. Dead corpse in trunk? Febreeze. Bloody mary breath? Sorry febreeze don't cut it. Listerine baby!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 09:08 PM
lol I still dont know what a union wedding is........did you buy them some Listerine and Febreeze as a wedding gift??

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 09:09 PM
Wow......biker you are slow........you trying to keep up???? way slow. I'm in the chapel in peru illinois watching cable tv.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 09:10 PM
Ok now Im slow.......your in a chapel watching cable tv?