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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 71
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 09:11 PM
Dear diary..........whereeeeeeeeeeez the what emoticon?

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Mon 04/28/08 09:11 PM
So your breath stinks after a bloody mary and cig or the other person's??? yes. When my father and I sneak off for one we return and my mother sprays us with febreeze. When that don't work we have to brush our teef. biker you fukn kill me

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 09:12 PM
lol I still dont know what a union wedding is........did you buy them some Listerine and Febreeze as a wedding gift?? ha ha ha ha

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 09:14 PM
<----still cant find any really good teeth brushing songs!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 09:15 PM
My mom has a febreeze problem. House smells like febreeze so bad its just begging you to fart.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 09:16 PM
"No One" I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cause Everything's going to be alright People keep talking they can say what they like But all i know is everything's going to be alright No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you Can get in the way of what I feel for you When the rain is pouring down And my heart is hurting You will always be around This I know for certain You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cause Everything's going to be alright People keep talking they can say what they like But all i know is everything's going to be alright No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you Can get in the way of what I feel I know some people search the world To find something like what we have I know people will try try to divide something so real So till the end of time I'm telling you there ain't no one No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you Can get in the way of what I feel for you oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 09:17 PM
Ha ha ha ha. I cracked myself up. Febreeze man. Remember him gypsy?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 09:17 PM
My mom has a febreeze problem. House smells like febreeze so bad its just begging you to fart. Lol maybe she knows you guys too well!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 09:18 PM
Ha ha ha ha. I cracked myself up. Febreeze man. Remember him gypsy? Which one????

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Mon 04/28/08 09:18 PM
biker hello gyps......and i wish purple would write me......i gotta lotta weird stuff to say

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 09:19 PM
biker hello gyps......and i wish purple would write me......i gotta lotta weird stuff to say lol didnt you already???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 09:19 PM
He's hip. He's cool. Aint no problem that can't be solved with a spray of febreeze. Febreeze man. Ya dig?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 09:22 PM
Your woman come home with a stinky crotch? Chill brother. Squirt, squirt. Problem solved. Febreeze. Mmmmmmmmmm spring fresh. Lifes all daisies again.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 09:22 PM
ahahahaaaaaaaaaa I think we may get different commercials......I remember being in florida and I was in some outside bar on the beach and they had the tv on and some bug....raid? commercial came on and I never seen such a funny commercial!!! Our tv is more syndicated!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 09:23 PM
People were looking at me weird

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 09:24 PM
My son likes the air freshener!!! I swear he uses 1/2 a can everytime he uses the bathroom.......you can actually smell the air freshener outside!!!

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Mon 04/28/08 09:26 PM
oh no i havent......theres gonna be a fite in the death thread........i think......or want

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 09:26 PM
Your dog rolled around on that corpse you're hiding in the garage for your freind. No problem baby! Febreeze. Squirt squirt. Smell the freshness? I knew ya could. Fido smells fino.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 09:27 PM
oh no i havent......theres gonna be a fite in the death thread........i think......or want No I meant me.....you already sent me the weird emails!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 09:28 PM
Your dog rolled around on that corpse you're hiding in the garage for your freind. No problem baby! Febreeze. Squirt squirt. Smell the freshness? I knew ya could. Fido smells fino. I wonder if I can spray my son's feet with febreeze!!!