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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 71
scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Mon 04/28/08 08:23 PM
hi gyps and purple and biker

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:23 PM
My dentist already cashed the $1700 check. Just gotta pick a friday and get sized for my white ceramic diamond. and maybe you too can lisp like me!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 04/28/08 08:24 PM
I got 40 year old virgin (cause thats what I feel like these days ) and The Chronicles of Rid** ( cause Vin Diesals kinda cute ) oh JEEEZUZ!! EDIT silly DIKCS poor guys named DIKC cant spell their names here or what?? my name is ** the movie is called the chroncles of RIDIKC (misspelled cause we cant be grown ups an read stuff that looks like swears we will go mental and start taking strange photos and ...oh wait...

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 08:24 PM
Hi scotty. Lookin damn good my man. Great shot.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 04/28/08 08:24 PM
Hi Scotty

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:25 PM
<-----this is what happens when you say sixxxxxxxxxxxty nine too much!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:26 PM
Dear diary........do you ever wonder why there isnt alot of teeth songs???

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Mon 04/28/08 08:27 PM
omg......purple ok ill be cool.........he biker ya that was a shot of the other day.......and thanks thats a good pic for an old man...

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 08:28 PM
My dentist already cashed the $1700 check. Just gotta pick a friday and get sized for my white ceramic diamond. and maybe you too can lisp like me!!! nope. I go in- first appointment- get sized. Then I come back- get it set n mounted. Then doc forms it with his chainsaw. Or that's what that diamond grinder sounds like in my mouth. The one he used on you today.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:32 PM
and then you will look like a movie star just like me!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:33 PM
<------teeth now glow in the dark.....Im great on camping trips now......no need for a flashlight!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 08:37 PM
I take oral care very seriously. I do not drink soda. I brush, floss, and gargle rinse 5 to 7 times a day. I am meticulous about oral care. Since 1999 I have put a small fortune in my mouth. I'm 42 and intend to keep my teef. Kissing me is awesome or so I've been told. But don't kiss me after a ciggy or a stinky bloody mary with a cheap tap beer chaser. Bleahhh!

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Mon 04/28/08 08:37 PM
sorry gyps.. for those emails i think i probably meant to send them to purple

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:39 PM
I take oral care very seriously. I do not drink soda. I brush, floss, and gargle rinse 5 to 7 times a day. I am meticulous about oral care. Since 1999 I have put a small fortune in my mouth. I'm 42 and intend to keep my teef. Kissing me is awesome or so I've been told. But don't kiss me after a ciggy or a stinky bloody mary with a cheap tap beer chaser. Bleahhh! Thats a bit excessive......youre going to take the enamel right off your teef!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:40 PM
sorry gyps.. for those emails i think i probably meant to send them to purple yadda yadda yadda......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 08:42 PM
And why is it after you drink a great bloody mary with a big kosher dill pickle, green olives, and celery, extra worschester n red hot n tobasco n slab of orange your breath smells like dirty socks? Hhhhiiiiii!!!! Ewwww!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:43 PM
And why is it after you drink a great bloody mary with a big kosher dill pickle, green olives, and celery, extra worschester n red hot n tobasco n slab of orange your breath smells like dirty socks? Hhhhiiiiii!!!! Ewwww! I dont know!!! I dont drink bloody mary's!!! Hey I thought you smoked cigs?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:44 PM
<-----doesnt like tomatoe juice!!! or beer.....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 08:48 PM
rum and diet coke.......I'll take one of those please!!

fairycatcher31 Joined Sat 01/26/08 Posts: 3680	Mon 04/28/08 08:49 PM
Dear Diary my girlfriend ask me to marry her today