I banged a homeless guy because I had to.

Choose the month you were born on

1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I beat
5 - I smoked with
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I ran shirtless with
8 - I banged
9 - I ate
10 - I robbed
11 - I stabbed
12 - I killed

Pick the day you were born on

01 - A toothbrush
02 - Big bird
03 - a hottie
04 - A homo
05 - a rock star
06 - my lover
07 - a glass of milk
08 - the zigzag dude
09 - the kool-aid man
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - a porn star
14 - a drink
15 - a horse
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - the cookie monster
20 - a crack head
21 - a homeless guy
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - a condom
24 - a easter egg
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - a pillow
30 - a mop
31 - yer grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my boyfriend/g'friend
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Ty dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me