Topic: Return of the Random cafe
longhairbiker's photo
Thu 04/17/08 03:13 AM
My cat swallowed a nuclear warhead. How long doctor before it passes through. Should I worry about coughing up a hairball and a detonation?

brooke007's photo
Thu 04/17/08 03:39 AM
why would a guy send perveted txts on ur phone daily??
granted they are funny...but am a missing something here??

izzie's photo
Thu 04/17/08 03:49 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



STOP IT!!!!!!!!!
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




yea!!! microwaves done...
bigsmile

RicJL's photo
Thu 04/17/08 03:49 AM
Start a belly button lint collection today!

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 04/17/08 03:49 AM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Thu 04/17/08 03:50 AM

why would a guy send perveted txts on ur phone daily??
granted they are funny...but am a missing something here??


Would you be if a few days were skipped?

RicJL's photo
Thu 04/17/08 03:53 AM
My dog has fleas!

brooke007's photo
Thu 04/17/08 03:57 AM


why would a guy send perveted txts on ur phone daily??
granted they are funny...but am a missing something here??


Would you be if a few days were skipped?



it does make me laugh...laugh laugh
but i dont think i want to date him anymore.

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 04/17/08 04:00 AM



why would a guy send perveted txts on ur phone daily??
granted they are funny...but am a missing something here??


Would you be if a few days were skipped?



it does make me laugh...laugh laugh
but i dont think i want to date him anymore.

ohwell Gosh....would LOVE IT is someone sent something perverted every day.

flowerforyou When you care enoughto send the very best.happy

brooke007's photo
Thu 04/17/08 04:05 AM




why would a guy send perveted txts on ur phone daily??
granted they are funny...but am a missing something here??


Would you be if a few days were skipped?



it does make me laugh...laugh laugh
but i dont think i want to date him anymore.

ohwell Gosh....would LOVE IT is someone sent something perverted every day.

flowerforyou When you care enoughto send the very best.happy



there are better ways to express random thoughts...
flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 04/17/08 04:07 AM
"Practice Random Thoughts of Perversion"





catchme_ifucan's photo
Thu 04/17/08 04:12 AM
Could I have some of those?

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 04/17/08 04:14 AM

Could I have some of those?



The little Dutch boy stuck his finger in the Dike....




...so she slapped him.



catchme_ifucan's photo
Thu 04/17/08 04:17 AM
That didn't come through on my phone as I lay in bed....
ohwell

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 04/17/08 04:23 AM

That didn't come through on my phone as I lay in bed....
ohwell


Don't even need to answer my phone....just keep it in my pocket on pleasure mode and pray someone calls.devil

izzie's photo
Thu 04/17/08 04:29 AM


That didn't come through on my phone as I lay in bed....
ohwell


Don't even need to answer my phone....just keep it in my pocket on pleasure mode and pray someone calls.devil
laugh laugh laugh laugh devil devil devil devil

catchme_ifucan's photo
Thu 04/17/08 04:39 AM
:tongue: lemme give you my # devil laugh

Fade2Black's photo
Thu 04/17/08 04:40 AM
wth you been thumper devil drinker

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 04/17/08 05:06 AM

:tongue: lemme give you my # devil laugh



devil let me give you mine.....if you can take "12"

catchme_ifucan's photo
Thu 04/17/08 05:08 AM
#s ??? laugh laugh laugh It's only "11" :tongue: devil

unless you have a extension?? glasses

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 04/17/08 05:12 AM

#s ??? laugh laugh laugh It's only "11" :tongue: devil

unless you have a extension?? glasses




sorry, my bad......didn't know we were talking width