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      I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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      Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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      The midget went into Red Lobster and ordered the "All-You-Can-Eat-Shrimp".  The manager sent the midget home to his wife. 
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      "I tried my hand at sex once"   Emo Philipps
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