Dear diary......if I was a lesbian I think I would be a lipstick lesbian because I am soooooooooo not into the mullet!!! and the mack jacket thing???? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm NO!!!

Big hug lisa. Big hug chevy. Really big hug and a reach around gypsy.

I have a dike friend she's cute long blonde hair.
I could never go there thou,
I want a man body, not a soft gurlie!

thank's biker !

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
Oooo wooo
His air hose broke
Oooo wooo
Lots of trouble
Oooo wooo
Lots of bubble
Oooo wooo
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

im a lesbain !

lol what you reaching for???

Happy and Im smiling,
Walk a mile to drink your water.
You know Id love to love you,
And above you theres no other.
Well go walking out
While others shout of wars disaster.
Oh, we wont give in,
Lets go living in the past.

Once I used to join in
Every boy and girl was my friend.
Now theres revolution, but they dont know
What theyre fighting.
Let us close out eyes;
Outside their lives go on much faster.
Oh, we wont give in,
Well keep living in the past.

ok so she is a lipstick lesbian........Ive done hair on bull dykes.....they seem to like me........for some reason!!

Dear diary.....I could write lyrics for the B52s I know I could!!!!

how about the word's to wild weed ?

Livin in your own private I da ho?

I don't have any lesbian jokes on hand. But a bumper sticker saying: LESBIANS? At least someone is getting some! Would be funny.

who sings it????

Nooooooooo Im not da ho but I know someone who is!!!

i dont know ? use to have it !

you!

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Youre making me