Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 63
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Mon 04/14/08 11:46 PM
Dear diary.....I think everyone should sing with me NOW!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 04/14/08 11:46 PM

On that same neurotic outsiders cd they had a radio hit with the song 'jerk'.
I think I seen that one.....uno momento senorsmokin

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Mon 04/14/08 11:46 PM
nite lisasmooched me too im so outa here wit all these song lyricsexplode mad bye trinolaugh

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Mon 04/14/08 11:47 PM

Ok my crappy music now!!!devil


Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!

Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body

You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (all right)

Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! All Right!

Ugh! Macho..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it's so hot my body,

Every man ought to be a macho macho man,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest)

Macho, macho man (see my big thick mustache)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (Dig broad shoulders)

Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho!

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! HEY laugh drinker laugh

GAY ! laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 04/14/08 11:47 PM
Dont want to be a fat man,
People would think that I was
Just good fun.
Would rather be a thin man,
I am so glad to go on being one.
Too much to carry around with you,
No chance of finding a woman who
Will love you in the morning and all the night time too.
Dont want to be a fat man,
Have not the patience to ignore all that.
Hate to admit to myself half of my problems
Came from being fat.
Wont waste my time feeling sorry for him,
I seen the other side to being thin.
Roll us both down a mountain
And Im sure the fat man would win.

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Mon 04/14/08 11:48 PM
ohhhhhhhhhh but I was wrong......only 4 songs I have of that band....feelings are good, jane jones, better way, always wrong....

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Mon 04/14/08 11:48 PM

nite lisasmooched me too im so outa here wit all these song lyricsexplode mad bye trinolaugh
later Phillip!!!laugh

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Mon 04/14/08 11:48 PM
Hasn't everyone had a bad week? I did my taxes with my cpa on saturday. My ass still hurts. But I paid my 750 dollar phone bill. I feel better.

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Mon 04/14/08 11:49 PM
huh

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Mon 04/14/08 11:49 PM
huh

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Mon 04/14/08 11:50 PM

Hasn't everyone had a bad week? I did my taxes with my cpa on saturday. My ass still hurts. But I paid my 750 dollar phone bill. I feel better.

750 who you callin man......trinolaugh laugh aka gyps....

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Mon 04/14/08 11:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFTS1ZUb3EA



G'nite whatzhisname smooched

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Mon 04/14/08 11:50 PM

Hasn't everyone had a bad week? I did my taxes with my cpa on saturday. My ass still hurts. But I paid my 750 dollar phone bill. I feel better.
well lisa's dad died and chevy had to put his dog down......$750 is nothing!!!:tongue:

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Mon 04/14/08 11:50 PM
Oh and I slammed my car door on my face!!!!noway grumble laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 04/14/08 11:51 PM


Hasn't everyone had a bad week? I did my taxes with my cpa on saturday. My ass still hurts. But I paid my 750 dollar phone bill. I feel better.

750 who you callin man......trinolaugh laugh aka gyps....
Ya Im expensive!!!laugh :tongue: laugh

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Mon 04/14/08 11:53 PM
Cum Stains on the Pillow

She went away and left me

Oh She never said a word
And even if she would have told me
I probably never would have heard
Well she once said no other woman honey
could lay up in her bed

Noe theres cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head
cum stains on the pillow
in the middle of the bed

I found me a true fine momma
and she got some damn good head
but i hope shes out there listening
to every word i said

Cause theres cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head
(Play it now Guitar Solo)

Here now when she took my Cadilliac
That didnt bother me abit
When she took that blue tick hound
she shouldnt ever done that ****

Never thought Id see the day
Her love would be as dead
as the cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head

Cum stains on the pillow
In the middle of the bed
Found me a too fine momma
and shes got some damn good head

I hope your out there listening
To every word i said
Cause there cum stains on the pillow
where you once laid your head

Yes theres cum stains on the pillow
In the middle of bed


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Mon 04/14/08 11:54 PM
need to chatter not talk about itsad

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Mon 04/14/08 11:54 PM
Roy: I was all right for a while
I could smile for a while
KD: But I saw you last night
You held my hand so tight
When you stopped to say hello
Roy: You wished me well
You couldn't tell that
I've been crying over you,
crying over you And you said "So long" Left me
standing all alone, alone and crying, crying, crying, crying
It's hard to understand
But the touch of your hand can start me crying

I thought that I was over you But it's true, so true
I love you even more than I did before
But darling, what can I do?
For you don't love me
And I'll always be crying over you, crying over you

Roy: Yes now you're gone
Both: And from this moment on, I'll be crying, crying, crying, crying
Yeah, crying, crying over you



Awwwwwwwwwwww I love Roy Orbison and kd Langbigsmile

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Mon 04/14/08 11:54 PM
Ok I count my blessings, and the millions I saved on my car insurance by switching to geico.

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Mon 04/14/08 11:55 PM
even if she is a bull dyke!!!noway laugh laugh laugh laugh