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The difference between a Republican and a Democrat...
John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barak Obama were walking down a Washington D.C. street when they came upon a homeless person. The Republican, John McCain, gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. Hillary was very im pressed, so when they came upon another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into John McCain's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5. When they came upon yet another homeless person, Barak told the homeless person to "have hope...change is coming..." and gave him nothing. Now do you understand the difference? |
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nouu !
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i understand you'd like us to believe there's a differnce when there isn't.....
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and Here I thought it was the Spelling |
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Very funny but not quite right.
As a Vietnam veteran I'd proably vote for McCain except he has never held a real job in his life. He got into the academy because his father and grandfather were admirals. He finished 4 places from the bottom of a class of 899. He crashed 3 planes during flight training. and he got captured because he was a smart ass who did not pull up when he was supposed to. Going back to never having a real job; he left his wife because she got into a car accident and was no longer the beautiful model she used to be, so to gain both beauty and money he shacked up with the millionaire beer heiress whom you see with him all the time. Having her for first lady is like Paris Hilton 30 years down the road. McCain is only slightly smarter than dubya but that is debatable. You may not like Hillary but she is a lot smarter than the other two put together. For your information she used to be a Republican, even campaigned for Goldwater, president of Young Republicans at her univesity. Why did she switchh? Because the Rs discriminated against blacks and still do. |
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Very funny but not quite right. As a Vietnam veteran I'd proably vote for McCain except he has never held a real job in his life. He got into the academy because his father and grandfather were admirals. He finished 4 places from the bottom of a class of 899. He crashed 3 planes during flight training. and he got captured because he was a smart ass who did not pull up when he was supposed to. Going back to never having a real job; he left his wife because she got into a car accident and was no longer the beautiful model she used to be, so to gain both beauty and money he shacked up with the millionaire beer heiress whom you see with him all the time. Having her for first lady is like Paris Hilton 30 years down the road. McCain is only slightly smarter than dubya but that is debatable. You may not like Hillary but she is a lot smarter than the other two put together. For your information she used to be a Republican, even campaigned for Goldwater, president of Young Republicans at her univesity. Why did she switchh? Because the Rs discriminated against blacks and still do. |
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i understand you'd like us to believe there's a differnce when there isn't..... |
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their all money hungry, lying sacks of crap who are only out for themselves and could care less about the american people. who cares who is smarter or who did what or who's married to what.
they all suck! |
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10 term texas congressman RON PAUL would give the bum a real money maybe a gold "liberty dollar" coin, ..then he'd pull out a FED twenty bill shinanigan and feed the bum's barrel fire for him
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10 term texas congressman RON PAUL would give the bum a real money maybe a gold "liberty dollar" coin, ..then he'd pull out a FED twenty bill shinanigan and feed the bum's barrel fire for him uh what? i'm not sure but i think you left out several words...... |
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Edited by
Starsailor2851
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Sat 04/05/08 02:14 PM
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Very funny but not quite right. As a Vietnam veteran I'd proably vote for McCain except he has never held a real job in his life. He got into the academy because his father and grandfather were admirals. He finished 4 places from the bottom of a class of 899. He crashed 3 planes during flight training. and he got captured because he was a smart ass who did not pull up when he was supposed to. Going back to never having a real job; he left his wife because she got into a car accident and was no longer the beautiful model she used to be, so to gain both beauty and money he shacked up with the millionaire beer heiress whom you see with him all the time. Having her for first lady is like Paris Hilton 30 years down the road. McCain is only slightly smarter than dubya but that is debatable. You may not like Hillary but she is a lot smarter than the other two put together. For your information she used to be a Republican, even campaigned for Goldwater, president of Young Republicans at her univesity. Why did she switchh? Because the Rs discriminated against blacks and still do. You do know that Hillary interned during college with Bob Truehaft, the head of the California Communist Party, right? |
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