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Edited by
uk1971
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I’m kinda bored, sitting here in front of my computer with nothing really to do. I’m in kind of a bad mood, so maybe I’ll just rant about a few things that piss me off. You got a problem with that?
Tatoos. Having a tattoo with Chinese characters in it doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to “beef with broccoli.” The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren’t pregnant. You’re not spiritual. You’re just high. Wal-Mart. I’m not the cashier! By the time I get done sliding my friggen card, entering my PIN number, pressing “Enter,” verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don’t want cash back, and pressing “Enter” again… the kid who’s “supposed” to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Snickers bar. Paper? Plastic? I don’t have time for that. I’ve just been called to do a cleanup on aisle four! Baseball cards. You know, as I kid I collected them. Hell I think every kid collects baseball cards. The cards represent your heros, your idols, people you wanted to be like when you grew up. My problem isn’t with kids… it’s adults. Listen if you’re a grown man you’re not collecting cards, you’re collecting pictures of men. That could be seen as being gay in some cases. Old People. Stop messing with them. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that’s square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time gramps figures out how to open it his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis. Women and their eyebrows. What’s the deal here? Why are you soooo obsessed with making them skinny, pointy, curved, slanted or whatever. Men don’t care. Do you have two eybrows? Great. Let’s get it on! When I go to the mens room and the guy standing next to me is leaning oover the stall looking down and smiling at me at the same time. Which causes me to tend to piss on my shoes in an attempt to get finished and out of there as quickly as possible You know what else pisses me off? People that read my stuff and don’t leave a comment. I mean, damn, this site gets 15,000 visitors a day and I get maybe 6 or 7 comments. What the hell? How about letting me know what ticks YOU off. Mmmm. Thanks.  
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I’m kinda bored, sitting here in front of my computer with nothing really to do. I’m in kindof a bad mood, so maybe I’ll just rant about a few things that tick me off. You got a problem with that? Tatoos. Having a tattoo with Chinese characters in it doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to “beef with broccoli.” The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren’t pregnant. You’re not spiritual. You’re just high. Wal-Mart. I’m not the cashier! By the time I get done sliding my friggen card, entering my PIN number, pressing “Enter,” verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don’t want cash back, and pressing “Enter” again… the kid who’s “supposed” to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Snickers bar. Paper? Plastic? I don’t have time for that. I’ve just been called to do a cleanup on aisle four! Baseball cards. You know, as I kid I collected them. Hell I think every kid collects baseball cards. The cards represent your heros, your idols, people you wanted to be like when you grew up. My problem isn’t with kids… it’s adults. Listen if you’re a grown man you’re not collecting cards, you’re collecting pictures of men. That’s gay. Old People. Stop messing with them. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that’s square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time gramps figures out how to open it his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis. Women and their eyebrows. What’s the deal here? Why are you soooo obsessed with making them skinny, pointy, curved, slanted or whatever. Men don’t care. Do you have two eybrows? Great. Let’s get it on! When you go to the mens room and the guy standing next to you is leaning oover the stall looking down and smiling at you at the same time. Which causesme to tent to piss on my shoes in an attempt to get finished and out of there as quickly as possible You know what else pisses me off? People that read my stuff and don’t leave a comment. I mean, damn, this site gets 15,000 visitors a day and I get maybe 6 or 7 comments. What the hell? How about letting me know what ticks YOU off. Mmmm. Thanks. wow and hey dont get mad at me i typed something 
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LOL you always have great things too say. I may not always leave a message like this. But at least I do laugh at them though :) Laughing at the jokes I mean
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Most of those things deserve some attribution to the comic who came up with them.
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so at the end your both pissed off and on?????????
Have to agree with some of them........well maybe not...... but I wanted to reply so you would know someone was readin....  love the jokes btw...keep em commin |
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perfect... Target did that to there pill bottles??? Surprised Walmart hasn't done that yet...evil companies
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my csm at walmart pisses me off, i treat her with respect but dont get it back, **** is gonna change cuz she aint no better than me
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LOL I can see your point on all but one cuz ya dont know what that is like being a chick and all but hey more power to ya.
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*kitty scared*
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Edited by
willy_cents
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Fri 04/04/08 09:05 PM
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Wal-Mart. I’m not the cashier! By the time I get done sliding my friggen card, entering my PIN number, pressing “Enter,” verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don’t want cash back, and pressing “Enter” again… the kid who’s “supposed” to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Snickers bar. Paper? Plastic? I don’t have time for that. I’ve just been called to do a cleanup on aisle four! I know the feeling uk, so don't be pissed off at me. Please  
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hilarious
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 uk......clean up in the food forum....uk......go clean up a spill in the food forum... |
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I love your insight and I try to leave messages on all your jokes that I read
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it good to vent i hear you tom
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perfect... Target did that to there pill bottles??? Surprised Walmart hasn't done that yet...evil companies oh no somthing wal-mart this way comes
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uk......clean up in the food forum....uk......go clean up a spill in the food forum... What have I told you before about sticking your tongue out?  
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Baseball cards. You know, as I kid I collected them. Hell I think every kid collects baseball cards. The cards represent your heros, your idols, people you wanted to be like when you grew up. My problem isn’t with kids… it’s adults. Listen if you’re a grown man you’re not collecting cards, you’re collecting pictures of men. That’s gay.
well that is about the funniest damn thing i've heard all day. My soon to be ex husband has well over a million bb cards, he buys them everytime he is in a store that sells them. And acctually it doesn't have to be bb, it is hockey too. Would spend what seemed like hours in the bathroom looking at them. hehe. Yeah, so gay.
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Well I've known ya UK 4 nearly a year & half now.Your joke & humor threads inject a ton of laughs into the site & many of us truly appreciate this including myself.However we are in total disagreement concerning sports cards.Gay is a very strong & inappropriate word 2 use to wards us collectors & quite inappropriate.I am an avid collector of NHL memorabilia & I have an extensive card collection which is still growing.In fact I will collect them all of my life & they will be handed down 2 my grandchildren.Perhaps your passion of any given sport is not as deep as others.So with that being said I would appreciate not being classified anywhere near the word GAY.I'd appreciate if U edit that comment.Thx!4 reading my view on the matter UK.Keep us laughing bro.Godspeed!Cy
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Well I've known ya UK 4 nearly a year & half now.Your joke & humor threads inject a ton of laughs into the site & many of us truly appreciate this including myself.However we are in total disagreement concerning sports cards.Gay is a very strong & inappropriate word 2 use to wards us collectors & quite inappropriate.I am an avid collector of NHL memorabilia & I have an extensive card collection which is still growing.In fact I will collect them all of my life & they will be handed down 2 my grandchildren.Perhaps your passion of any given sport is not as deep as others.So with that being said I would appreciate not being classified anywhere near the word GAY.I'd appreciate if U edit that comment.Thx!4 reading my view on the matter UK.Keep us laughing bro.Godspeed!Cy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ Baseball cards. You know, as I kid I collected them. Hell I think every kid collects baseball cards. The cards represent your heros, your idols, people you wanted to be like when you grew up. My problem isn’t with kids… it’s adults. Listen if you’re a grown man you’re not collecting cards, you’re collecting pictures of men. That’s gay.] Noted and amended |
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