Hmmmm Lets see what guys are offering now days; maybe that has something to do with it.

"Friends with Benifits"
Sounds like a guy to cheap to pay for a hooker. Or a guy who is laid off and doesn't have a benifit package of his own.
Either way you are supporting his kitty cat.

"Ask me any question you want"
Sounds like a guy to dumb to talk about himself. Or to stupid to read the the profile ques. Either way it is obvious dodge to lieing which is probably what made him single.

"I like the outdoors"
Ok does that mean you cook out of a trash can, sleep on a grate, and walk to work? I am sure not going to dance with a bear just to have a cave to winter in. Maybe his wife or kids work at the mall.

"Love me Love my Dogs" or five cats.
Why would I want to share your fleas? Isn't their animal cruelty laws?

"My kids come first"
Yea right that is what you tell the judge but is your childsupport paid and am I suppose to be a "step-girlfriend" or a co-parent. Parity or forget it.

"I am a great kisser"
According to who? Clyde the Chimp? Or Suzy at the strip club?

"I live with my Mom to help her out."
Help her out of bed? Change her diaper? Or run to the ligour store to cash her social security check?

"I am a Rennisance man"
Does that mean you beheaded your ex-wife and are out early as a felon or leave your garbage on the table?

"I want a woman who is fit"
Fit for what? Marathons, mudwrestleing, to push the car or a shopping cart with a weeks groceries? Please don't let it be fit to be tied.

"I don't know what to say here"
Wow talking to you face to face will be like pulling teeth for sure. How did you ever get past a job interview? Did your wife do all the talking? I will bet that will be an Ex-wife-in-law from hell.

"I will take you anywhere you want to go"
Yea right as long as it has a drive through window and and or a room key.

"I like to play golf, hunt, watch Nascar, ride my Harley, and video games."
Ok fine call me when you do something a woman has a part in before we hit the sheets.

" I have a great room mate."
Ok so when you decide you like me better what are you going to do with him? Oh it is a her. Does she know she is the "until then"? If you can't afford to live on your own how are you going to support a girlfriend much less a wife.

"I let the wife have the house for the kids."
Sure. So it is how many years until you see your share of that financial pit? Or are you going to let the kids just live off of you forever? Man I wish I had her lawyer. No she will have her hands in your pockets forever.

"Wow you really have it together"
Yea some of us have to figure out how we are going to make it in this world weather we like it or not.

"I want to meet my soulmate"
Honey that is about as stale as soul train and sounds more like I am going to be crushed by the sole of your boot than much anything else.

"I hate drama"
Well if you know that you probably have lived it and I don't want the gorey details.

ok ok enough rant but you get the idea.......

Hmmmm Lets see what guys are offering now days; maybe that has something to do with it.

"Friends with Benifits"
Sounds like a guy to cheap to pay for a hooker. Or a guy who is laid off and doesn't have a benifit package of his own.
Either way you are supporting his kitty cat.

"Ask me any question you want"
Sounds like a guy to dumb to talk about himself. Or to stupid to read the the profile ques. Either way it is obvious dodge to lieing which is probably what made him single.

"I like the outdoors"
Ok does that mean you cook out of a trash can, sleep on a grate, and walk to work? I am sure not going to dance with a bear just to have a cave to winter in. Maybe his wife or kids work at the mall.

"Love me Love my Dogs" or five cats.
Why would I want to share your fleas? Isn't their animal cruelty laws?

"My kids come first"
Yea right that is what you tell the judge but is your childsupport paid and am I suppose to be a "step-girlfriend" or a co-parent. Parity or forget it.

"I am a great kisser"
According to who? Clyde the Chimp? Or Suzy at the strip club?

"I live with my Mom to help her out."
Help her out of bed? Change her diaper? Or run to the ligour store to cash her social security check?

"I am a Rennisance man"
Does that mean you beheaded your ex-wife and are out early as a felon or leave your garbage on the table?

"I want a woman who is fit"
Fit for what? Marathons, mudwrestleing, to push the car or a shopping cart with a weeks groceries? Please don't let it be fit to be tied.

"I don't know what to say here"
Wow talking to you face to face will be like pulling teeth for sure. How did you ever get past a job interview? Did your wife do all the talking? I will bet that will be an Ex-wife-in-law from hell.

"I will take you anywhere you want to go"
Yea right as long as it has a drive through window and and or a room key.

"I like to play golf, hunt, watch Nascar, ride my Harley, and video games."
Ok fine call me when you do something a woman has a part in before we hit the sheets.

" I have a great room mate."
Ok so when you decide you like me better what are you going to do with him? Oh it is a her. Does she know she is the "until then"? If you can't afford to live on your own how are you going to support a girlfriend much less a wife.

"I let the wife have the house for the kids."
Sure. So it is how many years until you see your share of that financial pit? Or are you going to let the kids just live off of you forever? Man I wish I had her lawyer. No she will have her hands in your pockets forever.

"Wow you really have it together"
Yea some of us have to figure out how we are going to make it in this world weather we like it or not.

"I want to meet my soulmate"
Honey that is about as stale as soul train and sounds more like I am going to be crushed by the sole of your boot than much anything else.

"I hate drama"
Well if you know that you probably have lived it and I don't want the gorey details.

ok ok enough rant but you get the idea.......

Man, i have had issues with men but whew, mine are tiny compared to this list. Anyone that would like a lovable girl come see me. Anyone that wants to sleep with one eye open u contact this gal....

Why is it so hard to find a woman, are they all scared of men.???

Star.......put the Hatorade on the ground and step away.

Why is it so hard to find a woman, are they all scared of men.???

Yes!!! Im afraid of men!!!

Thanks Hiker. I knew I liked you.

Gypsy, I think you're beautiful, don't be afraid of me.

hehehe...ya, I'm afraid of men... ya, that's it...

I had a wonderful date with a lady tonight.... best date I've had in MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go ahead cheat on your wife and then brag about it in the forums.I am hurt.

Hi Sleepless, are you winning any money in the casino. What was the dinner special tonight? I'm going back there. Come with?

i would LOVE to...but i have to go to work now...

hope you are having fun though...maybe we will see each other later.

It was with lillith, so I figured you wouldn't mind.... and there weren't even any goodbye kisses....

"My kids come first"
Yea right that is what you tell the judge but is your childsupport paid and am I suppose to be a "step-girlfriend" or a co-parent. Parity or forget it.

The only guys I meet, I work with...that never works.