I have no idea why I'm here or how I got here.

Oh yeah I'm here to meet a respectable young lady who let's me lick her butt! I forgot. Sowee!

In order to have a great relationship you need to be friends first!

butterfly will you be my friend?

Yep!

yes this is true conversation and communication make a great relationship intimacy is the bonus.......I met my best friend on here and met many other friends ...just a great way to meet new friends and the love of your life

....what? No butt licky licky? Awwww that's no fun. Boooo. Boring.

That reminds me........several of us were at the local bar-b-que joint at lunch today when an extremely well built and nice looking woman strolls by in a pair of pants that looked like they oozed out of her pores. When I realized that ten or fifteen men all around me were mesmerized by this woman I flatly stated.....

"How'd you like to bite that in the butt, develop lockjaw and be dragged to death?"

Bar-b-que and drinks went flying everywhere. The whole damn place was laughing so hard they were crying. Even the girls at the counter were laughing.