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Topic: Maybe it's me....
WarElephant's photo
Mon 03/31/08 12:50 PM
The answer is quite simple.....look in the mirror!!!


Wait, wait...

The answer is quite simple.....look in the barrel of a gun!!!


Fixed.

azrae1l's photo
Mon 03/31/08 09:02 PM
Edited by azrae1l on Mon 03/31/08 09:27 PM

shoesmonkey's photo
Mon 03/31/08 09:09 PM
Just read what you asked. I thought it was a joke! It's really funy stuff lol. Please, keep us posed. I'd like to read morelaugh

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Mon 03/31/08 09:14 PM


I had one guy IM me out of the blue, asking me, "ho r u" and when I said, "Hey, I'm not a ho!". He said, "u donwt have 2 b a b!tch"

I had a guy IM me out of the blue and say, "Hi sweetie!". I replied, "It's Kendra, and hello to you.". He came back with, "Thought you'd like sweetie better than b!tch. see ya!"

I had a guy IM me out of the blue and say, "im ur dream guy u relaise this rite". I said, "No, you aren't. My dream guy paid attention to 5th grade English.". He said, "f u b!tch"

I just now had a guy IM me with, "so tell me about u.". I said, "Well, I spent 20 minutes carefully crafting a pretty impressive profile, if I do say so myself. You could read that and I'll answer questions if you have some when you're done.". He said, "so you are going to b diffiuclt i see nevr mind b!tch"

So, I must be a b!tch, or I'm being overly sarcastic. Either way, should I quit having such high expectations (um, sentence structure, actually READING the profile, etc), or just give in to the temptation these wonderful guys are teasing me with?



at least you don't get IMs from these psychotic females who want marriage and kids just from looking at your profile! i've had that a couple of times in the last couple of weeks. quite funny and scary at the same time.

Lily0923's photo
Mon 03/31/08 09:22 PM


I had one guy IM me out of the blue, asking me, "ho r u" and when I said, "Hey, I'm not a ho!". He said, "u donwt have 2 b a b!tch"

I had a guy IM me out of the blue and say, "Hi sweetie!". I replied, "It's Kendra, and hello to you.". He came back with, "Thought you'd like sweetie better than b!tch. see ya!"

I had a guy IM me out of the blue and say, "im ur dream guy u relaise this rite". I said, "No, you aren't. My dream guy paid attention to 5th grade English.". He said, "f u b!tch"

I just now had a guy IM me with, "so tell me about u.". I said, "Well, I spent 20 minutes carefully crafting a pretty impressive profile, if I do say so myself. You could read that and I'll answer questions if you have some when you're done.". He said, "so you are going to b diffiuclt i see nevr mind b!tch"

So, I must be a b!tch, or I'm being overly sarcastic. Either way, should I quit having such high expectations (um, sentence structure, actually READING the profile, etc), or just give in to the temptation these wonderful guys are teasing me with?



:heart: :heart: I may be a little bit in love with you...in a totally non lesbian kinda way.....smooched love love

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Mon 03/31/08 09:25 PM
Good luck kendra...

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Mon 03/31/08 09:29 PM

So, I must be a b!tch, or I'm being overly sarcastic. Either way, should I quit having such high expectations (um, sentence structure, actually READING the profile, etc), or just give in to the temptation these wonderful guys are teasing me with?


While it's true that 4 idiots in a row is a pretty impressive feat, it's nowhere near the record. Unconfirmed reports indicate that some people have interacted with as many as 27 idiots in a row. I say keep reaching for the stars.


Lily0923's photo
Mon 03/31/08 09:31 PM
haha

I just got an email

Subject: hi

body: hottie

Really how do you respond to that???

itsmetina's photo
Mon 03/31/08 09:32 PM
thanks but no thanks

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Mon 03/31/08 09:36 PM

haha

I just got an email

Subject: hi

body: hottie

Really how do you respond to that???


My response would be:

Dummie


ShadowLands's photo
Tue 04/01/08 11:30 AM
Edited by ShadowLands on Tue 04/01/08 11:31 AM

haha

I just got an email

Subject: hi

body: hottie

Really how do you respond to that???


Reply: "You know...that jealousy thing is going to eat at you like a cancer if you don't let it go."

Oh...and Kendra....keep up the good work. Ripping into a jackass like those clowns is so rewarding.

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