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Wed 02/25/15 05:27 PM
"Water Horse" loved the Scottish water monster film.

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Wed 02/25/15 05:25 PM

WAIT A MINUTE... we're not just supposed to date them..?..
.. you mean we have to marry them as well...hmm... I don't remember signing up for this..lol


slaphead slaphead slaphead

Live and learn.

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Tue 02/24/15 05:58 PM







I wish shirtless guys would put that crap in their personal profile.. Let people choose to see it, and don't force em to.. J/S


OK Mikeywhoa : Just for you I put my shirt back on, can't win though, the lades will give me a hard time now for having a "wife beater" shirt on! frustrated Ya just can't please everybody slaphead


Just jealous. lol


bigsmile I knew that, put that one up because it is my best, and certainly was done to impress :wink: pitchfork It was taken by my ex trainer-girlfriend who had pumped me up for it:banana:


Oh, you like how you look. lol. You're showing off...for sure. :laughing:


nothing wrong with eye candy

:heart: :heart: To you both, yes the gym photo was to show off a little but the shrimping photo was to entice shrimp lovers:wink: it is fun and easy, and many nights I come home with five gallons for each who go....that is the limitbigsmile They are the best eating shrimp in the US....I have had them from Alaska to Florida, and they are the tops.offtopic oops whoa
:angel:




Unfortunately I can't eat shrimp or any other shellfish. tears tears tears Allergic

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Tue 02/24/15 05:55 PM







You buy a vibrator and become a teacher. Teach him in a round about way, what makes you feel good. Set the mood smell good, look good, sexy music. Then tell him to watch you with your vibrator, "no touching til you're ready to take over" then say when he has it. Like "yeah just like that" or say slower, faster, harder, what ever you need.
To be an attentive man to your woman's needs, you learn about her and get to know what makes her tick, then improve on it and take her to places she's never been before? No vibrators needed in my bedroom believe me?

All for that... not keen on vibrators. Heard this expert on female sexuality say it makes you numb and she didn't recommend it. And I agree... far better to know how you can please yourself without vibrators.
The erm ... end result is far more intense! blushing

And ... when you know how you like it, you can also tell a man
That's more difficult if all you ever do is use a buzzing thing down there :angel:
I got a PR. Not been used since I followed that expert's advice. Might as well sell it on Ebay laugh


I call B.S. on this so-called expert. No numbness here. lol
Cost you a small fortune in batteries though? Ha ha ha


who uses battery operated? ha ha ha
Don't tell me it's like a jackhammer and connected to a compressor, by an airpipe? Ha ha, only Joking! Don't be overusing it though, in case you cause a power cut in your neighbourhood? Ha ha


D'oh! That's what caused that??? haha

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Tue 02/24/15 05:54 PM


Yeehaw, gonna get me some "seng". I love this series. I live in the hills of TN and this is gonna be my next hobby. Trying to find ginsang on my property.

Anybody watch this?
Watched it before on Sky TV, but waiting on the next series being shown over here in the UK!


Aww, too bad. Well, the new series is on now. I think it's the 2nd episode. It's getting rough in West VA. lol. I probably will have a slim chance of finding any on my property but ginseng is found in Middle TN too. Not just in Appalachia.

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Tue 02/24/15 04:52 PM
Yeehaw, gonna get me some "seng". I love this series. I live in the hills of TN and this is gonna be my next hobby. Trying to find ginsang on my property.

Anybody watch this?

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Tue 02/24/15 04:48 PM





You buy a vibrator and become a teacher. Teach him in a round about way, what makes you feel good. Set the mood smell good, look good, sexy music. Then tell him to watch you with your vibrator, "no touching til you're ready to take over" then say when he has it. Like "yeah just like that" or say slower, faster, harder, what ever you need.
To be an attentive man to your woman's needs, you learn about her and get to know what makes her tick, then improve on it and take her to places she's never been before? No vibrators needed in my bedroom believe me?

All for that... not keen on vibrators. Heard this expert on female sexuality say it makes you numb and she didn't recommend it. And I agree... far better to know how you can please yourself without vibrators.
The erm ... end result is far more intense! blushing

And ... when you know how you like it, you can also tell a man
That's more difficult if all you ever do is use a buzzing thing down there :angel:
I got a PR. Not been used since I followed that expert's advice. Might as well sell it on Ebay laugh


I call B.S. on this so-called expert. No numbness here. lol
Cost you a small fortune in batteries though? Ha ha ha


who uses battery operated? ha ha ha

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Tue 02/24/15 04:45 PM



lust! trust !..I'm so confused...closes the door behind himself slowly..
. goes over to the corner..
.. pulls his Kleenex box close to his chest.... slides down the wall to the floor.... curls up in the fetal position..
... so so confused..:cry:


You are so needy. I'm afraid for you. bwahaha
.. yes be afraid.. be very .afraid


Give me a sec, I'm fixin' to be skeered.

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Tue 02/24/15 04:38 PM



You buy a vibrator and become a teacher. Teach him in a round about way, what makes you feel good. Set the mood smell good, look good, sexy music. Then tell him to watch you with your vibrator, "no touching til you're ready to take over" then say when he has it. Like "yeah just like that" or say slower, faster, harder, what ever you need.
To be an attentive man to your woman's needs, you learn about her and get to know what makes her tick, then improve on it and take her to places she's never been before? No vibrators needed in my bedroom believe me?

All for that... not keen on vibrators. Heard this expert on female sexuality say it makes you numb and she didn't recommend it. And I agree... far better to know how you can please yourself without vibrators.
The erm ... end result is far more intense! blushing

And ... when you know how you like it, you can also tell a man
That's more difficult if all you ever do is use a buzzing thing down there :angel:
I got a PR. Not been used since I followed that expert's advice. Might as well sell it on Ebay laugh


I call B.S. on this so-called expert. No numbness here. lol

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Mon 02/23/15 05:48 PM

lust! trust !..I'm so confused...closes the door behind himself slowly..
. goes over to the corner..
.. pulls his Kleenex box close to his chest.... slides down the wall to the floor.... curls up in the fetal position..
... so so confused..:cry:


You are so needy. I'm afraid for you. bwahaha

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Mon 02/23/15 04:46 PM
If you have a selfish lover (whether male or female) when you first become intimate that lover isn't going to change. From my experience you can't change someone who is "me" oriented. Selfish doesn't go away.

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Mon 02/23/15 04:40 PM
There's always a question in the start of a relationship whether you trust that person. People are betrayed by a partner they have been with for decades or days. What's the difference. The answer is people are unpredictable and relationships are a gamble.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

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Mon 02/23/15 04:33 PM




I wish shirtless guys would put that crap in their personal profile.. Let people choose to see it, and don't force em to.. J/S


OK Mikeywhoa : Just for you I put my shirt back on, can't win though, the lades will give me a hard time now for having a "wife beater" shirt on! frustrated Ya just can't please everybody slaphead


Just jealous. lol


bigsmile I knew that, put that one up because it is my best, and certainly was done to impress :wink: pitchfork It was taken by my ex trainer-girlfriend who had pumped me up for it:banana:


Oh, you like how you look. lol. You're showing off...for sure. :laughing:

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Mon 02/23/15 04:31 PM

I work in China a lot. And there, if a man has a mole on his face he is the "chosen one" of the family.. The one destine for greatness.. the leader. So, they grow a long hair out of it as well. Wear it like a badger of honor. Its one of those things you don't want to look at during a long meeting... but can't help it.

Gives me the creeps!


Ewwww. That would be creepy. I don't think I could stop focusing on the long hair. Totally distracting. Too bizarre.

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Sun 02/22/15 06:00 PM



I think that's all Patty will be using for awhile


laugh :wink:

Let the butthurt commence. Choose your words more carefully,those 'older women' are maneaters.


Ouch. That hurt. pitchfork pitchfork

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Sun 02/22/15 04:59 PM


Why is it a nice looking 50's women always go after younger men?


Hey Wade: I found out the best kept secrete in the world.....I went to a large exercise class at a senior center yesterday......it was full of 40 and 50 something ladies......now why do you think they are there???? Maybe they all don't go after younger men:wink: We may all just be looking in the wrong placepitchfork

oops I really do not look for younger but I do want a Fit or Athletic lady who does not think that camping should be done at the Holiday Inn....WTF I keep myself fit and only expect the samebigsmile


What you're telling me that camping out isn't at the Holiday Inn? Then where would you stay if you're camping???

:angel:

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Sun 02/22/15 03:56 PM

.. looks up.... from restocking his wine cellar... breathes in deeply..
yep those ribs are just about ready..lol..
.. and as far as the hard drive goes..
.... sometimes a long slow drive is the best way to go...:wink: flowerforyou


Oolala. :angel:

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Sun 02/22/15 03:54 PM

I'll take funny..for now..
. but I'm really looking for charming..
... perhaps we should discuss this..
. over. a nice bottle of wine .
are perhaps. coffee somewhere..
.... I would really love to, experience from your vast knowledge.
. you seem so worldly..
. I find myself very fascinated by you..
your maturity! is beyond your years..
.... I would love it, if you just let me spend a little time with you..
.... I feel as though I can learn so much from you.... please allow me to take you out for dinner....

... schools out..lol



Okay, I'll give you charming. Very charming.

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Sun 02/22/15 03:39 PM

okay but.. what if he wants to talk about his smokehouse.. or his wine cellar..lol.... maybe his extensive collection of vinyl... or better yet in this day in age.... His new laptop and gaming system.. show you his big hard drive..lmao


no1phD - I'm interested in the smokehouse and wine cellar!!! lol. Forgettabout the rest. lol Hmmm...maybe the hard drive if it's something other than......blushing

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Sun 02/22/15 03:30 PM



well you can always ask your mom...

WHAT.!!.. OH I'M SURE SHE'S EXPERIENCED... I MEAN SHE AT LEAST HAS ONE . EXPERIENCE....
.. start there.... you need to learn how to walk before you can run...jk...
. enjoy your quest....
.. ok are you happy..? I said just kidding....lol
..



As an "older woman" I love your response. I can't believe young guys! They think we older gals are just here to train them? lol I'd like to know what his Mother would say if she knew he looking for this.
..ohh. please ,you!! a older women... what are you, all of 36..?.flowerforyou drinker :wink: flowers


bwahaha. You're too funny.