In spite of ourselves by john prine an iris dement rebelicious by jamey johnson or chicken an biscuts by colt ford maybe red solo cup or never smoke weed with willie again by toby kieth

Theres tons of things to do in tulsa. Besides riverside brookside brady bluedome and cherry street theres the hard rock riverwind and osage casinos thats packed with women on the weekends. Theres the caravan and hall of fame and leather and lace with big dance floors and live music and plenty of single women to dance with. Theres the midnight drags. Theres the mudpits over in the catoosa bottoms if you wanna get off road. Theres trails all up and down the arkansas river for 4 wheelin as well as fishin an huntin. Theres fine dinin at mollys landing which i strongly recomend to everyone as well as logans roadhouse and texas steakhouse if you want a good steak. Theres the bass pro shop and ***** sporting goods if you wanna hunt and fish. Theres night trips and lady gadivas if you wanna look at girls and the list goes on and on. Tulsa is a rednecks paradise. If you cant find something to do here you need to check your pulse

The young one uses vaseline and the old one uses polygrip

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Stop worrying about her cherry and just play with the box it came in. Trust me youll like it.

Thats a no brainer. Would you buy a truck without test drivin it first?

I believe its on sale rite now on backpage. 80 to 400 an hour dependin on what she looks like an where shes located

Oh hell naw. I aint got none of the answers thats why im askin. I dont want to recieve either of those gifts in my first post.

No i aint met her but thanks for the heads up. Any place in particular i should avoid where she hangs out?

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Besides a bullet or a knife blade?

A priceless moment is when theres one beer left and she gives it to you and makes a beer run

Dinner an dancin. If shes to flaky to have dinner i aint gonna want to go out with her anyway.

Youd be sexier if you had a sammich in one hand and a cold beer in the other

As long as she can make a mean sammich an bring me a beer im good with it

Naw they import that but i wouldnt mind one of them european honeys.

There even better wraped with bacon and served with a cold beer

Crawfish gator shrimp crab blood pie blood sausage wild hog pheasant deer elk antelope big cat moose frog legs catfish collard greens turnips ruebarb pie sweet potatoe pie cactus and eggs squaw cabbage wild onions and garlic sage hen. Just a few of my favorites

It sucks! Save your money and go to dinner and a movie instead. Youll have a better time. The falls are really the only thing to see and you get spray from the falls when you get close enough to get a good view. Its not worth the hasle.

Learn how to make a mean sammich an keep cold beer on hand