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Sun 02/15/09 03:53 PM


I stand corrected.... I'm sure you will find many....


By the way, I was just being a smartass. I did see your point.flowerforyou

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Sun 02/15/09 03:51 PM


I prefer Mexican Judo...

Judo know if I have a knife or a gun.
My neighbor used to wear a concealed weapons training cap.laugh


Nice. Nature's way of saying "don't touch."laugh

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Sun 02/15/09 03:46 PM
I prefer Mexican Judo...

Judo know if I have a knife or a gun.

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Sun 02/15/09 03:43 PM
Well there is the collection in my basement.

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Sun 02/15/09 03:41 PM
I think he just threw his childhood away.

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Sun 02/15/09 03:39 PM


It wouldn't be much of a problem, as he was my bud's EX girlfriend. It'd be way different if it were my bud's CURRENT girlfriend who put the moves on me.

However, there WOULD be the issue of "sloppy seconds" to contend with, though. noway


Sweetie, you are always getting someone's sloppy seconds....lol:tongue:


Not if she's a virgin...

He scores. He SHOOTS!!!

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Sun 02/15/09 03:37 PM
That is soley based on body chemestry.

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Sun 02/15/09 03:35 PM

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds ?


Because if it was we would have to find another word for thesaurus.

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Sun 02/15/09 03:32 PM


Holy halibut am I hung over...

I completely forgot I made this thread. Good times.


Only fair. You broke my heart not being my car fairy.


RIGHT!!!

Hell, I'm going to have to dig that thread up once my head stops throbbing.

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Sun 02/15/09 03:30 PM
Fat Christ...

I married her and it was the stupidest decision of my life.

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Sun 02/15/09 03:28 PM



im hammered too. When did u start shaving ur head?


When I learned my hair sucks and I have a white-man's afro. This is NOT attractive. I know this by experience.


baldness is attractive in some cases


Well it usually just gets me mistaken for a skin-head. I prefer it to the alternative though...

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Sun 02/15/09 03:26 PM


Werd...

what does this word mean?


While I am no longer drunk I guess I can still take questions...

Werd is an intentional mispelling of "word" and is used as a generic slang for "I agree" "definately" or "true".

"Man, that's a badass car..."
"Werd."

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Sun 02/15/09 03:18 PM
Holy halibut am I hung over...

I completely forgot I made this thread. Good times.

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Sat 02/14/09 09:55 PM


You suck. You limit yourself. If you can type. If you can use 10key. If you can pick your nose then you have no other excuse than YOU SUCK...

Not tryin' to hate. Video games are nothing more than hand-eye drills. Judge not and ye shall not be judged


Hmmmmm....not sure of what to make of this!


Tell me and we'll both know..

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Sat 02/14/09 09:53 PM
Drinking excessivly. Or howevver th e phuch you spell xcesvly...

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Sat 02/14/09 09:52 PM


heyyy i am drrunk and babies come from a vagina....an sperm meets an egg and it attachs to the wall ......then a baby is there....from the vag .......fyi noone has got a handjob in cargo pants since nam


Dammit, I knew there was something wrong with me cause mine didn't come from there.


Butt-children need love too...

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Sat 02/14/09 09:50 PM

heyyy i am drrunk and babies come from a vagina....an sperm meets an egg and it attachs to the wall ......then a baby is there....from the vag .......fyi noone has got a handjob in cargo pants since nam


Babies come from your anus. Quit being so loose.

So says the drunken Car Fairy...

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Sat 02/14/09 09:49 PM

what is the color of white snow?huh


Yellow. Next!!!!

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Sat 02/14/09 09:48 PM

Where do babies come from? bigsmile


My nutsack...

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Sat 02/14/09 09:47 PM

If some flogs are maggles and most mungles are flogs does that make all maggles mungles?


*kicks him in the balls*

Does that answer your question?