see i was just joking around..i thought this one was pretty good

lol well if the girl gets there 10 minutes early the guy is happy as can be....lmao but if the guy "gets there" ten minutes early, he'll never here the end of it..

yea well that wasnt my writing it was the first one i found on the search.

yea thats the issue im seeing. me and you would be the only people not old enough to be our parents so far from who i seen is going.

oh no..just trying to make sure the species of man doesnt look quite as bad as that persons lil paper made is seem lol. im totally cool

yea thats why i posted mine..just showing some facts that arnt true is all

then your one in 10 million..i mean if you know it takes you like 72 hours to get ready and then prolly an extra 5 to change everything around then get ready at least 79-80 hours in advance

Why Women Are Happier Than Men


Women...

* ...Aren't forced to compensate for their fathers' lack of childhood sports skills every Saturday morning throughout their formative years.

* ...Can sit and read every time they go to the bathroom.

* ...Can spend time alone with Catholic priests, Boy Scout leaders, and Baptist Youth ministers without feeling sexually threatened

* ...Don't worry about going bald

* ...Never have to rearrange their testicles while wearing tight pants

* ...Never get their sex organs caught in their zippers while drunk

* ...Don't have to constantly answer "What are you gonna be when you grow up?" shortly after their third birthday.

* ...Don't have to run a super-sharp piece of metal over their facial epidermal layer each and every morning of their adult lives.

* ...Can bludgeon someone to death with a baseball bat and then get off scot-free by claiming a "hormonal imbalance"

* ...Can commit cold-blooded murder and not only get off scot-free, but end up with a book deal and an appearance on Oprah merely by mentioning "years of violent spousal abuse"

* ...Don't have to go in a pubic women's restroom and worry about some previous occupant pissing and ****ting on the seat, the floor, and the surrounding walls.

* ...ALWAYS outlive their husbands.

* ...Have a wide variety of commercial, sweet smelling deodorants for their sex organ.

* ...In a moment of anger, can call someone a "****" without being exiled and excommunicated from the community of humankind.

* ...know exactly what to do when a child is sick.

* ...don't have a freaky, semi-oedipal relationship with their overbearing mothers

* ...don't ever have to spit

* ...don't ever have to hold one nostril shut while blowing a huge loogie out the other

* ...have an astute, innate sense of when to change underwear before it becomes a Petri Dish for bacteria development

* ...never pull a back muscle screaming at the television during a sports event.

* ...don't have to worry about which family member will inherit and care for their collection of baseball caps

* ...never lose six hours on a Saturday morning watching fishing shows on OLN

* ...can terminate a bladder emptying event without waiting for 'the shake'

* ...can tell their doctors anything

* ...Can simulate a perfect, entire sex act with nothing more than ten idle minutes and a zucchini.

Oh, and the best one of all:

* ...MULTIPLE ORGASMS

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I'm sure there are more, but the day is young and the coffee is cold.

for one women can be president too

if you would of watched the news there was that man that was pregnant he was all over tv.

car shops dont tell ANYONE the truth

the world is NOT our urinal law enforcement doesnt take highy to it

you would be surprised how many guys cant turn the bold the right way

there is not one mood all the time

who on earth has a 30 sec phone conversation?

we dont get extra credit for anything

three pairs of shoes are NOT enough

i can always see wrinkles in my clothing

and if your a real man who cares. you shave more then just your face/neck

mabey one wallet but not one pair of shoes or color per "season"

you in the same hell does their nails with a pocket knife? who the hell even has a pocket knife now a days

and i know plenty of women that could get that shopping done in under 10 minutes



but im sure you picked that thing up from some where but a few off the top of my head


WOMEN can get out of a ticket by A.batting eyelashes B. crying
i would like to see one guy get away with that

some guys may make more some don't. but guys cant just wear a low cut shirt and lean over a table and walk away with a raise like women could.

if we ever act angry at all we are being assholes and unreasonable, women get that excuse every month for up to a week. and if we say thats why, well just dont, last guy who said that isnt around anymore.

if a guy is ever late to a date or gettin ready he is looked down apon. if a women is ever on time, its a miricle.

and most guys with the one exception may not get pregnant. but we also dont have an excuse for the rest of our lives to ***** about anything and everything and get away with it either

kat williams

yea im here for the ugly party?

i agree with that jusin..but yet i do so how he might of known it was wrong but yet it wasnt against the rules at the time. so mabey it was wrong, but i kinda get it but yea he was fake as hell..


and i agree with who cares about baseball or anything, i dislike it its boring and not a real mans sport

geez whats with all the girls liking someone who choaks? i mean its wierd they flock to it so much even though you would prolly have to pay a girl 500 bucks just to do it.

once again. i dont care if he was using in 07 big ****ing deal is first season numbers next to matched 07.... so even if he was using it didnt make him any amazingly better. at least not in my eyes. it snot like he went from being average at best to outstanding he went from doing outstanding things. to still doing them, not a big deal i mean i agree that he shouldnt ever be in the hall of fame and his numbers shouldnt count form the times he used..but people are saying the steriods made him what he was...they didnt he could of done it without them he just chose not to

i'd say somewhere between 9-11....

no see..in 07 he had some of his best numbers..after he had been using..even if he wasnt at the time or not. he had been using and it made him so called "better" but he had some of his best career numbers within his first few seasons, WHEN HE WASNT USING he didnt even come around it then. he was approached about it later on several seasons later...so mabey they will be tainted and for honesty i hate the guy and the yankee's and any team he plays for. but you cant say his numbers are going to drop so damn low. they guy was good before and yea obviously hes good after, mabey he will forever be tainted i dont care..but you cant take away what the guy could do before he used either??? so like i said, dont miss the short bus when he comes to your house this time,its the big yellow van looking thing, and get with the program

60th and Layton not far from the airport.My sister owns a nice sports bar,and I'll pay for the food and appetizers


i dunno. its near the airport usually tha tmeans millwaukee..

hahaha yea..but i think i might be the only one there that hasnt gotten that break yet..so im kinda worried it be more like me going to a party looking for my new adoptive mom or something. hahaha

you think she'll be the life of the party? lmao HA...ya'll aint seen nothing yet

yea thats kinda harsh...i mean your not even going to be me a drink first? what kinda sleezy man to do you take me for?