a "how to" book on sheep herding, a clippers, a bill clinton mask, and a box of condoms

cant keep it in his pants

well idk if he whispers at all big guy gotta have a big voice..i mean people have herd him from heaven..not much for an indoor voice i dont think but someone can whisper naughty stuff in my ear..

godwhispersnaughtythings

under cover santa

well i thought i had some good points in there. and ya'll look into my age too much. just because im only 21 doesnt mean i havn't been ****ed over badly. and grammer. yea ill work on that, just aint my thing. but some of the ways i have been screwed over and the excuses i got for it, yall for feel the same way or worse, trust me on that. but if i do have my good points in there wouldnt it be a good thing to include how i feel, and whats happened its better then saying everything is all peachy, when its not? otherwise i would be attracting a girl without her knowing the full story and that doesnt seem fair.

Deranged and Strangely....yup thats all i got

sperm bank robber

THATS WHAT SHE SAID....rofl that one was too easy

not bad for a clown either

^^^ before and after shots of last sex partners

re-uped profile

sugar

it was hee haw get it right

still doesnt realize his last girl was a serious actor too. lol

rich gets potatoe sacked

devil wears notta :)

Grins Mcgee

to cute for school

i know mabey for some people where you live there may not be as many people of whichever other race around. but i still dont get how in 2009 people are asking if that would make a difference? if you were blind and they had three difference girls or guys describe themselves you wouldnt be able to exclude one for race or size or appearence it would be for exactly what you like about that person. and thats how it should be. i am smart enough to know this world will never grow out of race issues but this is something except for those who shouldnt be in the gene pool, could be over come.