A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for
dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do
the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was
sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner
and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible,
fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.

"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he
let out another one.

"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let
everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.

"Duke! Get out of there before the boy ****s on you!"

I'm Still Holding On

There's something out there left for you, but it's not me
We've reached the point of no return, it's only right I set you free
I know I'll have to turn away, but there's nowhere for my love to grow
And there won't come a day when I won't honor what we vowed


But I'll go on with my life
We can even say goodbye for now if
If that's what we have to do
Here in my heart, even when my arms are empty darlin'
I'm still holding on to you


We can't deny that this one's out of our control
Stronger than the both of us and bound to take its toll
I can stand the test of time and as far as I can see
There are no mountains we can't climb standing between you and me


But I'll go on with my life
We can even say goodbye for now if, if that's what we have to do
Here in my heart, even when my arms are empty darlin'
I'm still holding on to you


There's a place you'll always be
No matter where you are, you're here with me
When the world is turnin' upside down, together we can stand our ground
We can even say goodbye for now if, if that's what we have to do
Here in my heart, even when my arms are empty darlin'
I'm still holding on to you
I'm still holding on to you
I'm still holding on to you


-Clint Black and Martina McBride

angel eyes, forever

YES I do listen to rap.I have my whole life

going old school aren't we.How about some new stuff

do you guys really listen to rap

BORED

good morning all.have a great day

good morning hippie although the zodiac is interesting i don't
believe that you can pick the right partner from it.that's kinda like
saying because she/he looks hot their going to be a great person.
just my opinion

how do drown a blonde?









put a sratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

sassy not only are hot but you have a great personality

sassy you are a riot

so it's like that styx

funny

i don't know i've always preferred older women

with the help of God I have been sober for 17 months.I'm not where I
want to be but I'm definitly not where I used to be

the police were right there.they have to feel like crap that this guy
was right under their noses and they let him go

i totall agree with you Native

why cheatjust end it.No one really deserves to be hurt,even if they
don't know it.

think about it...for example lock up drug addicts and let the dope
dealers get off free.Just an example but it makes sense to me