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Sun 06/28/09 11:00 PM
Woh! That was a lot of replys real quick. But that's just it. Eventually I started telling the truth and that turned them away even quicker. And wht negitiveity. People always say I'm negitive but I don't know what they are talking about. And I don't know about good looking. Somehow I doubt it. Sometimes I think What would James Bond Do?

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Sun 06/28/09 10:37 PM
Guess what...I went to the club for the first time ever and got turned down 5 times in a row. The first one that turned me down winked at my brother as soon as she got done with me. And about now I am desprate, lonely and pathetic. I never had a girlfriend my whole life while my brother is still trying to get chicks off him. And my sister is a lesbian and she gets more women than both of us. In fact I started looking at Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force as a friend and somebody I can relate to. Hell I'm probably close to looking like him. I just gotta gain some weight and lose some hair. In fact I think Im gonna try to do that. Then we can sit thare and talk about how our failures prosper. Then we'll get drunk and watch a bunch of pornos (And I got a LOT of em') But my question is why do me and Carl have such rotten luck with women? We know we're not the best looking things in the world but damn! We can't even get the scariest looking chicks with the most screwed up minds. We use all types of game from taught to made up but we just are no good.

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Wed 06/03/09 07:38 AM
YEAH!! THANKS!! Finally I get a answer!

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Wed 06/03/09 05:54 AM
What is this song: http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/2/8/2312986/Illuminati%20Kinda%20Music.mp3



It's drivin' me crazy. I went on yahoo answers and they just drooled at me and said...I feel good!

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Thu 05/07/09 06:30 PM

Well, if sexual satisfaction is all that is desired from a wife then I guess marriage to a hand should be legal.


My hand is as close to a woman as I'll ever get. ****ed up ain't it? But some of us just ain't blessed like that. So I gotta suck it up and say tough tittys and get with the next best thing my hand.

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Thu 05/07/09 06:15 PM
Naw really. I think actually I'm considering marrying my hand. I know it sounds crazy but I can't get any woman. In Wilmington, Delaware is it legal to marry your hand.

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Thu 05/07/09 06:11 PM




How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible...


Its mathmatically possible!


Yeah, but it is not physically possible! Shuddup Dan!


For the first few years he was having sex with your hand!




Aww ****. No thank you.

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Thu 05/07/09 05:45 PM
Well I like to call it either Laying the smackdown, Laying down the law, throwing down or kicking ass & breaking down. But, yeah could you marry your hand? I'm thinking about marrying mine if I could. I can't get any chicks so I might as well marry my hand.

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Thu 05/07/09 05:15 PM
I've been having sex with my hand for 21 years. Now this question ain't too serious but I want to know is it legal to marry your hand? Dennis Rodman married himself. (So I heard a long time ago. Don't know how true it is).

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Sun 04/12/09 04:25 PM
This is what i'm talking about. I diden't know thare were so many people who like guns as much as me. (probably even more). But those sniper rifles are a ***** in real war. (I woulden't know from experience but I can already tell). But besides guns does anybody like grenades, missles, bombs, tanks & nuclear warheads? Firepower is just infactuating to me! But want I really want to see is women who like these kind of things. Those kind of women seem scarce.

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Sun 04/12/09 01:23 PM

I'm with ya on the gun thing. I love my right to have one and am currently in danger of losing it because I got busted with some weed at home. My guns were safely hidden and unloaded in my closet, but I still get sharged with Posession of Firearms During the Commission of a Felony. Stupid stupid.

Anyway, I gotta agree with Dan on the 'guns don't kill, people kill' being a weak argument. Guns do not belong in the hands or irresponsible people or anyone who view them as a killing tool. Mine are simply toys (big boy toys, but still toys). I would never shoot a living thing with them nor give one to someone I think might.

And watching a bullet rip through an old cell phone...there's nothing like it! It's more fun than video games. My PS3 is my second favorite toy after my guns. If only I could find a woman who could afford enough ammo and come play some video games after we run out.


That's what i'm saying. I'm glad to see people are finally agreeing with me. Guns and video games make like much more worth living. And a PS3 huh? Damn you must got some deep pockets. I wanted to buy a PS3 but the cheapest one I found is $350. I got a XBox 360 for $250. That was damageing enough. And the last words you said is my ideal woman. A woman to got to the shooting range with and then go home and play street fighter with then take eachothers cloths off and tear eachother up!! Then have a nice meal. Shoot, Play, **** & Eat.

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Sun 04/12/09 01:14 PM

hehehehehehe

Between me, my dad, my mom my bro and my sis....we probably have about 150 firearms between us.

Better to have one and not need it...than need one and not have it...



I do understand your point Dan....it is simply a cultural difference..





Go 'head!! That's what I'm talking about. I ain't ****ing with your family I just got a pellet gun and a half broke bb gun. It's just something about the sight of a gun that excites me. Ever since I was little I liked guns. Like A fetish on crack.

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Sun 04/12/09 12:52 PM
Well at least I got a few people agreeing with me on guns. But I like guns in general. Real guns, paintball guns, pellet guns, bb guns n' all. Yeah guns have probably took more lives than they saved but as far as gun crime they should do a eye for a eye thing. If someone shoots someone in the leg then the person person who pulled the trigger get's shot in the same leg. If someone gets shoot in the eye than the person who pulled the trigger gets shot in the same eye. Or here's a solution: take REAL guns out of everybody's hands even the police and replace them with bb guns. BB guns are still dangerous but not as leathal. Alright, what about video games. So far it's 1 dislike and 0 likes.

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Sun 04/12/09 10:54 AM
Ok, so nobody likes guns. What about video games. Especially for women. I never met any girl that ever plays video games. I think video games are great and whoever invented them should be given a nobel prize or a grammy or something.

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Sun 04/12/09 10:14 AM
Guns arn't so bad. In some cases they save the good guy. It's the one behind the gun that makes all the diffrence. And for some reason guns seem to be a turn off to women. Why? I think the amount of women who likes guns are the same as the amount who plays video games: 0! So what I'm asking now is what's so bad about guns & games? Around me it's not just women who hate guns and video games but also old people. Now days it's not just one dot chaseing the other but now in these games you actually have to think. Games like Tomb Raider, Tetris even Zelda.

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Sun 02/22/09 01:59 AM



It is an unwritten rule that the more time you spend in the forums, the more you are noticed, recognized, and spoken to...Allow people to get to know you and have fun with it. Good Luckflowerforyou


Thanks. I really diden't think anybody would even reply given the fact that my pics usually drives people away.

If I'm feeling a little left out, I try to become an attention whore.
I get ignored a lot.


You sound like me.

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Sun 02/22/09 12:26 AM
Honestly my thoughts on freddy vs. Azazel is Azazel would absolutely destroy Freddy. Haven't you seen the movie Fallen with Denzel Washington? Azazel ain't no joke.

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Sun 02/22/09 12:23 AM

It is an unwritten rule that the more time you spend in the forums, the more you are noticed, recognized, and spoken to...Allow people to get to know you and have fun with it. Good Luckflowerforyou


Thanks. I really diden't think anybody would even reply given the fact that my pics usually drives people away.

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Sun 02/22/09 12:21 AM

i'm jdason an i like thtarwars an oby1canoby an darfvader an see3pee-oh!

dyuo play hotweels?

darfvader wood win!!!! yyaayy!!!bigsmile bigsmile

just bein silly, hope ya got a laughdrinker drinker



Hell yeah!

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Sun 02/22/09 12:20 AM

I like cheese.



Cheese is good. Especailly Grilled Cheese.

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