She wants = Diamonds

HIGHER EDUCATION BEGINS HERE

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord. One day and said,
"Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."

The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and
the
holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table.
In
the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled delicious
and made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table
were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding
spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each
found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but
because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the
spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of
their misery and suffering. The Lord said, "You have seen Hell."

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same
as
the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of
stew
which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the
same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well- nourished and
plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, "I don't understand."
"It is simple" said the Lord, "it requires but one skill. You see, they
have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of
themselves.

Im a slutty beauty queen that wears big sunglass's


Body: take the first letter of your first name

A-Boyish
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Fabulous
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazing
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-*****y
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your
last name):

A-beauty queen
B- Babe
C-*****
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-sex god
M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Skank
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic

This is funny!!

Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who likes to strip
White- Who everyone wants to ****
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-

NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH "I'm a

I did the macarena with a birdbath because someone offered me a
1,000,000 dollors

Seeing Beautie in people

Thank you and i will be wearing red friday ( bliss your heart )

Very well said

That is soooo wrong

Funny buttons and yours to
greyhound

oooh very good poet ,and hot

another good one

That is so very true (thank you)

you are very good ,i enjoy reading your work

Awesome poem rather wicked but very good

That is very pretty Tigers sorry i missed it the first
time

Very pretty