A woman walks into the downtown welfare office,
trailed by 15 kids.
'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they all yours?''
'Yep they are all Mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
question a thousand times before.

She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats. 'Well,'
says the so cial worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all
your children's names'. The woman replied 'Well, to keep it simple, the
boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy.'

In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you serious?
They're ALL named Leroy?'

Their momma replied, 'Well, yes. It makes it easier.
When it's time to get
them out of bed and ready for school, I yell,
'Leroy!' And when it's time
for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin. And if I need
to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy!' and all
of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had,namin' them all Leroy.'
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, thenwrinkles her forehead and
says tentatively , 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'

'Then I calls them by their last names.'

Thats good....

Well I giggled.LOL

OMFG.....that's too funny.....