It's the ones who don't have pics that scare me.

In one way, it's admirable that a person would take such interest in making their body so fit that it's OVERLY fit.

In another way, yeah, it's unfortunate, and perhaps insane.

I wouldn't want to LOOK like that, but I would definitely want that dude on my side if the poop hit the fan.

Texas band. One of Dime's faves.

Rebel Meets Rebel.

Carcass! Bill Steer is a guitar God. Awesome riff after awesome riff. The singer, sounds like a rodent however.

Neck - a very odd blend of hardcore, metal, a little tiny dab of hip-hop to make it sound that much weirder. Perhaps the weirdest band I like. CRAZY riffs, kind of random, VERY original sound/style.
Carbomb - members of Neck. Heavier and bit less chaotic, more like Meshuggah.

Austrian Death Machine - all based on Arnold Schwarzenegger one liners, like "Get to da choppa!"

LMAO. Right on... I love Richard Cheese's version of that song.

Disturbed is far from underground metal, but hey, at least you're on board. They've done some cool cover songs. Definitely RADIO/Hot Topic metal though.

The Destro
Crowbar - saw them mentioned already, KUDOS to you.
Kyuss
Jacknife
Meshuggah
Weedeater

As magical as any other train wreck I suppose. He needs to stick with the sandpaper and leave melody to people who can actually be melodic.

David Bowie

Space Odyssey

Somehow I just don't think Lemmy could hang with the octaves. His voice sounds just like he looks.

I wanna pee on you, drip drip drip

Alice In Chains (RIP Layne Staley)

Actually I have a long list of "favorites". I like different bands for different reasons. Songwriting, melody, harmony, musicianship, etc. No one band covers every aspect.

Down. Good old sludgy southern blues metal. Lots of soul.

Crowbar. Swamp metal. Slow and excruciating or hard and groovy.

Meshuggah. Jesus these dudes can wrap technical riffs around your head that make you headbang like you have cerebral palsy. The drummer holds chaos together as naturally as breathing. I didn't realize how much geometry could play into musical composition.

Faktion. My bros. But I love their music because it makes me feel like a little kid again. Old school rock n' roll.

Faith No More. Mike Patton is a monster vocalist. Variety of styles from metal to hip-hop to do-wop.

I could go on and on.

Steve Perry didn't suck, the dude's got great range. I preferred the original guy, heavier style, heavier songs. This new guy is just a Steve Perry clone. He does a GREAT job covering Steve, but that's just it. He's a cover band singer.

So hot that the next day muscles I didn't even know I had are sore.

This is a parody of him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9USqGsV9gk8

He's an R&B artist with a... kinky fetish. Really kinky isn't the word for it. More like... just freakin nasty.

I would cook dinner. Something fancy. Chicken a La Mer probably. (breaded chicken breast over pasta or rice, with a parmesan-crab meat-shrimp-cajun sauce) Served on a table with a nice linen tablecloth, candles, wine, soft music. Then perhaps a massage. Hot bath with rose pedals.

"Perhaps I fell into a fairy tale where dreams really do come true. Silly me, I should have known. They never really do."

Romance and reality. What an oxymoron.

Yeah, would have been a shame for me to be the only guy she was ever with.

I was never much of a Star Trek fan. I thought they were... boring. But I will be happy to see this in the theatre. Looks pretty good.

Hope the new G.I. Joe movie is at least loosely based around the original animated movie.

I was 16, she was 15.

I'll buy a noose. To celebrate the true history behind the day.