Associated Press, 1/20/2025- Washington D.C.- president-elect Trump announced that he would be launching ten nuclear ICBM’s at China as a direct consequence of their military war-games around Taiwan, and made the suggestion that all Americans were to construct blanket-forts immediately and to begin singing the national anthem.

Soil
Fire-crackers
Lactation

Cat scratch fever
By that animal-killing weirdo
Ted nugent

Bumping this one in honor of Memorial Day

My favorite war movies are about naval battles of world war 2
Tora tora tora
Midway
Das boot
But I also liked the army movie
Battle of the bulge

Any other war-movie fans out there?

“The flowers that bloom in the Spring- Tra-La”
Gilbert and Sullivan

… easy!

One of my favorite forms of entertainment is simply fantasizing that I had a beautiful sensitive loving girlfriend who simply doesn’t care that I haven’t any money.

Andromeda
Time-travel
Vomiting

lol, screwing
Screws are much better than nails any day

Billy Preston
Out-a-space
(Fun funk-rock at its finest)

Flowers never bend with the rainfall
Simon and Garfunkel

Umm NO Gia
There are NO other dating sites in existence on this planet or any other planet throughout the entire universe across all time and space
And you had better just realize this indelible fact pretty soon pretty lady
Else you may find some seriously dangerous Daleks disturbing your peace of mind

No other dating forums exist, okay?
There’s nothing in the universe except mingle2 okay??

Thanks Gia I’ll get to writing more on the profile soon but the games on the forum are far more interesting

So like, Gia and Tom Cruise were having this marathon sex session in the penthouse suite of the plaza hotel in New York and she was screaming so loud during her multiple orgasm that trump had her forcibly removed within two hours.

iTunes
Boiling
Magenta

Well I should search for him on YouTube
Nothing I like better than a great vocalist

ZZTop
Tush

lol every girl crazy bout a sharp-dressed man
ZZ Top

Wait, wrong thread

Hey Gia
Tangled up in blue
Bob Dylan

Oops someone beat me to it
Chaka Kahn
Tell me something good

Allman brothers
One way out

Needy whiny snot-nosed little brats with gorgeous mothers

I’m scared of women who love to bite during sex!

Fur-baby
Maple
Satisfaction

I KNEW you were going to say that Lucas
I agree with you 100%
Our minds get cluttered with junk as we age
That is one of the main reasons why I have always worked with kids in my job choices instead of adults

Farid-
I’m afraid that that is not possible
I got fired from that camp job the very next day
Oh well
This summer I’ll be teaching archery at a different summer camp and that is even more fun
I make big cardboard monsters that move around on the archery course and have the kids shoot arrows at them
Anyway back to the topic…

Hey what’s wrong with the word “bosom”?

I use it all the time

Bosom

BOSOM!
I pronounce it like “Boo-zum” like they say in England

Your dislike for this word really hurts me in my BOOZUM!
Lol

Slim-
You and me both brother!
I got banned from *** forum about half a dozen times
I was younger and stupider then
I used to make fake profiles of women who fancied me in the hopes it might spark the real thing
lol I was such an idiot
But I’m glad that you at least found some real happiness from that place
I quit *** when they lost their forum



Jaan I always wanted to make a hat like that
It takes guts to that mate