Hi and welcome to you
I hope you really enjoy this website
I’m new here too
It seems like a great dating website to me too
I’m worried that there are a lot of chat-bots here though. That may be par for the course nowadays. You may notice a few chat bots here too. Profiles with pictures of gorgeous people who don’t really say anything about themselves on their profile page. When you message them they give you one very short, but polite, reply and then you never hear from them again.
Just want you to know that there are some real people here.
Like me
And I, for one, think that you are a very beautiful woman
Cheers!

I’d appreciate some honest constructive criticism
I know I don’t smile in my pictures
It’s difficult for me to do that

You should share more about yourself
What you do, what you make, how you view life

You seem like a very wonderful and beautiful woman
You’re face seems to have a natural smile on it
But the fact is, to be honest, your first two pictures make your thighs seem a bit large for your body
Don’t be mad at me
I’d still love to be with you
But I’m just trying to give an objective critique of what your profile is like
Have a great day

You look really cool Doreen
Wow are you really that short? Coolness! A couple points on your profile, at least in my opinion… smiling is better in your picture (even though I don’t do that)
Also I still have no idea where you are
All it says is central
Where’s that?
Do folks really ask for nude pictures here? That’s sick
Good luck

What the hell is a bootta?
Anyway my favorite dog breed is the Alaskan malamute
I’ve had four in a row so far
Strong, loyal, beautiful, the king of the working breeds
Can hike all day with a dog pack on their back
The only things wrong… there’s always dog fur all over the place in my apartment, and they don’t live too long
It’s so sad when they die
But you make up for that with all the great hikes
And once it snows it’s hard to get them to come inside
Sigh I’ll never understand why people like small dogs

Biden might have sold out to the oil companies but he’s still a far better choice than trump
Frankly I wish that the governor of California had run for the White House
He would have done more than Biden for the environment
The problems of global warming are incredibly much more serious than inflation or any of the other problems most people worry about.
There’s no inflation on a dead planet

I believe that Netanyahu deserves to be jailed for war crimes
But the leaders of hamas should be in the next cell
Let’s hope peace comes soon for the Middle East

Trump deserves to rot in jail
If for no other reason, he deserves jail for what he did to the environment

What’s NOT better than sex?
Sex is just a momentary satisfaction of basic biological urges.
Sex is a fleeting sensation which solves nothing, creates nothing (except more babies in an extremely overpopulated world), and illuminates nothing. Sex is like a tiny little ant in the face of a wide and wonderful world of possibilities. Discussion is better than sex. Reading is better than sex. Just looking at a beautiful forest is better than sex. And I’ll tell you one more thing about this,folks… the anticipation of sex is better than the sexual act itself.
Don’t get me wrong now. Sex is fun. And I’m not too bad at it either. But in the big picture, sex is a very small satisfaction.

To quote mick jagger, I get my kicks above the waistline

Well I’m glad you’re feeling better now

I think you might have had some kind of out of body experience

It’s hard to tell say

Why would anyone want to change the name England??!
What a lovely name
I wish I lived in England
I’d get me straight to Yorkshire and help old Compo walk some fences

Folk festival

Practical jokes are hot
Provided that they are not insulting in any manner

Dog fur…

Give him some handmade wooden toys
In case he has kids or is still a kid at heart

Might want to try a Tylenol

It’s been a long long time for me
******* used to have a great forum
It was completely free and very well populated
I enjoyed that forum for several years
Never found a single woman to actually date
But still
Had a lot of fun there
Anyway here I am again
Yet another dating website with a forum
May I apologize in advance for all the stupid puns, dirty double entendres, and just plain weird off the topic remarks which I will be making here
Probably the best way to get rid of all these annoying word plays which I’ll be making is simply to give up your cutest, funniest, silliest, sexiest young woman here, and I’ll be on my way
Until then, I hope to make some friends here
I’m just Josh, a socialist animal lover who makes old fashioned kids toys from recycled hardwood
I love hiking reading cooking vegetarian food and baking European desserts
Horror stories are just fine by me
Alaskan malamute dogs are the best but actually I love ALL dogs
I love all animals really
I mean it
The other day a baby mouse died in my kitchen from an accident and I am still in mourning
Oh well we all gotta pop off sooner or later
Cheers
Just Josh

Really?
I just want a friend boat
You know, a small wooden boat
Something with a real keel
Maybe a herreshoff yawl

That’s really nice Kate
I’m sorry to hear about all your friends
I’m in a similar situation
It’s a shame but I can’t travel much
I like to travel but really can’t afford it
But I still wish you every possible success
Especially in meeting someone to your taste here in this website
Cheers to you
Justjosh

Thank you Sam for clearing this up
For myself life is simply biological entities struggling for survival, comfort, and truly good dark chocolate. Thoughts are merely electronic signals sent down long pathways of neurons, and love is just a warm Alaskan malamute puppy.

PROVE ME WRONG!!?