a man walked into a pet store and seen a parrot for sale that could sing christmas carols. he had on a collar with the name Chet on it. the man asked the store keeper how to make him sing and the man said that if you hold a lighter up to different parts of his body he would sing a carol. so the man held his lighter up to Chet's left wing and he started singing jingle bells. he held it up to his right wing and he started singing deck the halls. he then held it up under his legs and he started singing "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..." haha

complete lack of self confidence. why pretend to be something you're not? just change your life to be the person you want to be, don't pretend.

a pair of jumper cables walked into a bar and asked for some beers. the bartender replied, "alright, just as long as you don't start something." haha

hell yeah!
hahahahahahaha.........the broncos are terrible! san diego is gonna stomp the hell out of them this weekend! got front row tickets and i'm flyin out friday!

how much is your time worth?

well i hope he sucks terribly against the bills this weekend in denver. we'll see if he truely has any potential.

exactly. if you get offended by jokes you shouldn't be in this forum. i don't get upset and all bent out of shape if some girls tell a joke about guys in front of me.

this is just my personal opinion so don't get upset: even if you are sweet and funny and nice on the inside and a guy likes your attributes but sees you and isn't at all physically attracted to you, he will run. just my opinion though.

dated my buddy.

later everyone.

i'll tell you where. a little place called aspen.
i don't know lloyd, the french are assholes.
dumb and dumber

the price is wrong b*tch. haha

girls can pierce whatever they want to but as for me, i'll stick with the tats.

not having anyone to steal the covers from.

so ladies, how do i stack up?

so i live out on the eastern edge of the state and so far i haven't seen any hot girls. if you think you are a hot girl and live in colorado, just post something. prove me wrong that there are no beauties left in this state.

hell yeah! that's more like it

i guess i just don't understand all the profiles with pics of other people as their main photo. isn't this site about being yourself? why hide behind something else?

what about cutler proclaiming to be better than john elway? that is pretty ballsy in colorado.