a man walked into a pet store and seen a parrot for sale that could sing christmas carols. he had on a collar with the name Chet on it. the man asked the store keeper how to make him sing and the man said that if you hold a lighter up to different parts of his body he would sing a carol. so the man held his lighter up to Chet's left wing and he started singing jingle bells. he held it up to his right wing and he started singing deck the halls. he then held it up under his legs and he started singing "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..." haha