3 girls-a redhead, a brunette and a blonde were stranded on a deserted island. One day, as they were walking along the seashore, they found a lamp that had washed up. Hoping that it was a magic lamp, the began rubbing it. POOF-A genie appeared.

Genie: " I can only grant 3 wishes, so each of you has one wish"
Redhead: "I miss my family sooo much!! I wish I was with them right now..and POOF....she was back home with her family
Brunette: "I miss my boyfriend and family sooo much. I want to be back with them...and POOF...she was back with here loved ones.
The blonde began crying uncontrollably
Genie: "Why are you so upset?"
Blonde: "Now I'm here all alone and so afraid. I wish my 2 friends were back here with me....and POOF

Two blonde girls were walking in the woods and fell in to a deep hole.
One said "It sure is dark in here!!"
The other blonde replies: "I don't know. I can't see