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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"... 
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Ha ha you
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I shouldn't be laughing..... but that was one smart reply!
OK.... may I ask why are there the 'dumb blonde jokes' regarding the women, and none on the guys? Enlighten me 
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I shouldn't be laughing..... but that was one smart reply! OK.... may I ask why are there the 'dumb blonde jokes' regarding the women, and none on the guys? Enlighten me
When it comes to the guys...hair color does not discriminate...
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all guys are stoopid so hair colour is irrelevant
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all guys are stoopid so hair colour is irrelevant
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to himsays, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head andmutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...
funny because its true
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 a good one1
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Two blonde girls were walking in the woods and fell in to a deep hole.
One said "It sure is dark in here!!" The other blonde replies: "I don't know. I can't see |
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Aww come on .. Gentleman prefer blondes   
They do indeed! A great joke! |
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