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Topic: any blondes?
blah..blah.. Joined Sat 04/26/14 Posts: 1648	Wed 08/26/15 02:29 AM
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Wed 08/26/15 02:37 AM
Ha ha you

Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Wed 08/26/15 02:41 AM
I shouldn't be laughing..... but that was one smart reply! OK.... may I ask why are there the 'dumb blonde jokes' regarding the women, and none on the guys? Enlighten me

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Wed 08/26/15 02:45 AM
I shouldn't be laughing..... but that was one smart reply! OK.... may I ask why are there the 'dumb blonde jokes' regarding the women, and none on the guys? Enlighten me When it comes to the guys...hair color does not discriminate...

MelMaxx Joined Thu 10/28/10 Posts: 4724	Wed 08/26/15 06:38 AM


blah..blah.. Joined Sat 04/26/14 Posts: 1648	Wed 08/26/15 07:33 AM
all guys are stoopid so hair colour is irrelevant

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Wed 08/26/15 07:39 AM
all guys are stoopid so hair colour is irrelevant

SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Wed 08/26/15 05:22 PM
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to himsays, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head andmutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"... funny because its true

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Wed 08/26/15 06:49 PM
a good one1

mailswede Joined Wed 02/12/14 Posts: 2	Sun 08/30/15 09:28 PM
Two blonde girls were walking in the woods and fell in to a deep hole. One said "It sure is dark in here!!" The other blonde replies: "I don't know. I can't see

tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Sun 08/30/15 10:35 PM


metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 08/31/15 04:20 AM
Aww come on .. Gentleman prefer blondes They do indeed! A great joke!