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His butler is Jimmy Hoffa.
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Speed'Hating.
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Can you always determine a possible mate, with just a quick meet and greet? Have..lol Same here. Just payed up front, and boom. 
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Topic:
She heard me fart!!!
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She heard me fart
And she liked it. But I have a musical flair. |
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Topic:
I Want to Smack You!
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Somebody gonna have chapped lips, with all that smackin. 
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Topic:
Geek is Sheek
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Geeks are sexy....... Dang I now know my problem. long drawn out sigh.. Being unsexy.. 
I am so dumb when it comes to techie stuff. I have to call my son or bribe my grandkids To help set up the phone. I have to wait til I am in Canada this fall to have Pancho show me how to post pic's off my new table. Awww...and I accept you, as a tech geekless freak. I don't mean freak in a bad way 
Ya know...gettin your freak on..sorta thing?? I'll just stop now. 
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Topic:
I Want to Smack You!
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I like my ice cream
in a corn pone porn cone. 
Jaisus...I 'm really lost. 
I'll give ya a slobbery smack Beach. Cuz you help me get it. Now I just need somebody to help me get rid of it. |
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Oh crap..I thought I sent that on private email.
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Edited by
panchovanilla
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Wed 08/17/16 09:08 PM
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No need to double post that.
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I'm laying on my bed, with the cool breeze coming through the window.
Care to join me Sweetie. Btw...I'm nekkid. 
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A real shame it didn't work out.
Especially with those beautiful matched rings. But, maybe the couple will be happier, going back to being just cousins, |
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Topic:
the 'hi and hello' epidemic
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Hiiiiiii!!!
Yup...I get really excited when they use multiple i's. |
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I taught the pervy band teacher's daughter to play the skin flute.
The perv was going to teach her, but he wrecked his organ, on a hymn. |
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Yup...at peace.
Amazing what a couple of waffle cones and a half bottle of Nyquil can do, at the end of a f'in shytie day. 
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Topic:
The catfish game
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Umm. I don't jack women's pictures for personal gain.. I have a much better use for their pictures....wink wink.lmao... WHAT!!.. they make great wallpaper..lol And pasting them up, saves on kleenex.
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Topic:
de-stressing
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Go out to my garage , close the doors, start my truck, turn on some Audioslave.
JK 
I'm not into Audioslave. |
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Topic:
What's on his mind ....
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If you see him with an erection ... Give him a sandwich ...
 
I like your "pushing the boundaries" humor also 
Good job, not putting mayo or mustard on that. Would have made it much less arousing. |
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Topic:
Men lasting a long time
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Topic:
Men lasting a long time
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I've been called, on occasion, Mr. Two Times.
Or was it Two Pump Chump
My memory fails sometimes.
Anyway...I have quick reload, and high capacity magazine.
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Hard hat, steel toe boots, and jock strap.
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