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Damn I hope I didn't wake him up.. What it is only 3 am go to back to sleep woman... I didn't hear a thing. Except my own whistle snore. 
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I kept it when I left the Amish mafia. |
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how to tlk with grls
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Save your breath and your fingers Tom .. The op is married .. I am not sure but safe guess this is the reason he is having difficulty getting a response 
His wife could give him some advice, I would think. I mean...she was a girl once. |
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Age is just a number
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Heart rate, is also just a number.
But when mine hits 260, or drops to 6 I consider it slightly important. JS 
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it's topherj37's day!
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Happy birthday Topher.
It's been raining, so I had a few moments to throw together a cake for you. 
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Who approached who first...
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Is there a problem if approached some male members here?... I mean... I've no bad intentions but to chat and befriend...I've got reported or blocked... ???? Sad... Sorry for your bad experience here. Try kicking someone in the butt. And offer hair removal by fire. Some guys like it.
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In general, I appreciate that women don't have dangly bits.
Usually. 
Women seem to like my PeeWee Herman..esque voice. 
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Edited by
panchovanilla
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Fri 09/23/16 05:15 AM
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Apparently, I won't make it to October. I had sex 5 years ago, next week. Imma goner. 
Really??? How soon we forget I have checked your oil and kicked your tires!!!! But studies are never wrong. And I quote. "The study found that older men who had sex once a week or more were “much more likely to experience cardiovascular events five years later". See...it's the old sex that's gonna get me
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OMG They are divorcing!
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Well I heard......
Brad told Angel (she likes me to call her that) he was going to get his lips enlarged, and botoxed. There just isn't room in that relationship, for all that lip. Understandable. |
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Topic:
Short men will die alone
Edited by
panchovanilla
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Thu 09/22/16 08:36 PM
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A taller guy can get stuff off the high shelves, for his lady.
That's what it boils down to. But I guess a short guy can give her a boost. And sneak a peak of her bottom. So who's got it better? 
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This is the same as shovelling snow. Every year, with the first heavy snowfall, guys that have spent the summer and fall sitting on there arses, grab a shovel and try to impress their neighbor, with how they can clean their walk fast. And they die. They just never learn 
Remember this when it 'snows' in October :-) Apparently, I won't make it to October. I had sex 5 years ago, next week. Imma goner.
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This is the same as shovelling snow.
Every year, with the first heavy snowfall, guys that have spent the summer and fall sitting on there arses, grab a shovel and try to impress their neighbor, with how they can clean their walk fast. And they die. They just never learn
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The study found that older men who had sex once a week or more were “much more likely to experience cardiovascular events five years later than men who were sexually inactive.” Guess I'll worry about it five years from now. Or not. |
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Topic:
Short men will die alone
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Upside is
-shorter, cheaper casket -4 pall bearers, instead of six. -only need to pay for half a plot in cemetary. See..it's not all bad. |
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Are you romantic?
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Bathe you in a deep pool of milk .. Gold dust and rose petals .. While handsome men dressed like troy ..with amazing oiled, tanned physiques wait on you and obey your every desire  
Dang.... Can I be a princess for a day... whew it is warm in here Looks like I'll be milking a few cows. Nah... babe you are romantic in more ways than I can count  
Naaah |
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Topic:
Are you romantic?
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Bathe you in a deep pool of milk .. Gold dust and rose petals .. While handsome men dressed like troy ..with amazing oiled, tanned physiques wait on you and obey your every desire
Dang.... Can I be a princess for a day... whew it is warm in here Looks like I'll be milking a few cows. |
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The schoolgirl fantasy
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It's a myth.
Most men prefer the angry schoolmarm. 
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Apres spank
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Spank, spank
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Have you ever - part 18
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Yes...my own
Have you ever used super glue, to save time not going for stitches? |
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