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He was a good egg. We were just waiting for him to come out of his shell. We thought he might have to do some hard boiled time, but he never had a chance. Now, he'll be fried !

Well, she didn't specify WHO to call.

Seems like an open invitation to me.

What ? Some people don't like cats.

Two middle aged business men, Tom & George went to a gym for a workout.

As they changed into their workout outfits, Tom noticed that
George was wearing a corset under his business shirt.

So, Tom asked him, "how long have you been wearing a corset ?"

"About 2 weeks now", replied George.

"Does it help ?", questioned Tom.

"Oh yes, it's really helped me save $ thousands", responds George.

Tom is really puzzled now and asks, "how does it save you so much money ?"

"Well, I've been wearing it ever since my wife found it under the back seat of my car."

"Have your wedding cake & eat it too !"

His mother always felt he was a good egg,
but the judge wanted him fried.

"How to put that weight back on quickly"

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