Wait until you see chapter 69

Some apparently love reading more than others..




Gives 'romance novel' a new meaning.

I hope you did.
Naturally, some had more exciting Thanksgivings than others.

Have a great Thanksgiving everyone !!

or is it simply the start of a crappy day ?

Was it the same driver for all 3 vehicles ?

I wouldn't mind humpbacking those.
Are they sperm whales, or sperm hogs ?

He might as well make it stand up and beg.

If it ever falls, someone is getting screwed !

The day before Thanksgiving, an elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like Hell they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay, the kids will be here for Thanksgiving. "

...comes with a LOT of baggage.

"Cum on and take a free ride.."





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA0K7G3s3tY

....you animal !

Now, don't forget whatever I was supposed to remember.