this man is a walking book of proverb

dont die!!!! dont u have that weekend chocolate wrestling match between those two large albanian women??? im so there!

very interesting indeed. did u write a book? can i borrow it?

or it will try harder next time, lol. well lets c, do u want to get to know someone and date them? get a mail order bride, lol i guess u dont have to know them. tada ! problem solved!

hmmm maybe this is why i go thru all those vacuums, the people at sears keep giving me strange looks when i ask if they have anything with more "suction" power

well at least we are honest right?

ive been surfin through several profiles and on alot if not all of them, have the heading on the ladies profile as "looking for mr right" or sumthing similar. who is mr right? he must be wat all the ladies want since almost every lady is looking for him. i can say im not mr right, or a knight in shining armor, besides, my armor is kinda dented up and a lil dull, taking it to the cleaners next week, anyways... shouldnt it be "mr. be-yourself" ? or "mr. good-enough for me" cuz its hard to find sumone thats just "right" everyone has their flaws and such. im not sure if there is a 100% compatiblity out there, what do you think? i just want to make a girl happy and that shes happy to be with me, even tho i may not be "mr right" hmm i hope this makes sense

unfortunately sometimes the pictures dont help lol, thats when u tell them that u do anyways, makes them feel better about themselves

then use sum chocolate dude! its a welcome change from all the vaseline

your tellin me, that and im almost 22, i dont need to be attracting the underage chicklets, lol only older ladies then me pls

chocolate is oh so versatile, u can use it for so many things, like lubrication, interesting, and sticky, but she didnt mind

na fear ur a funny guy, i do have a resistance to those who fall in love in a weeks time, lol that still drives me crazy, i must have the axe body spray that attracts the crazy and desperate chicks

you will make it, just be confident and believe, and most important is dont give up, fight with everything you have. like a soldier going into battle to defend his land, his family, the ones he loves, from the enemy that is threatening to take that all away, you must prevail, fight with your last breath, cut into his strength, his very soul, cut him down without mercy. cancer is your enemy. you must not for an instant give it a foothold in your confidence and your faith, you will beat this again. that you've already fought cancer 2 times before speak volumes of your determination and strength. you can do it, i believe in you, you have what it takes to kick cancers @ss and send it running :)

thankfully ive got a bullet proof vest for my heart, but its starting to chaff a lil :P

puffins, looks like u could use some chocolate on you heheh ;)

translation= likes the licking of the chocolate very much. personally i like my cholocate with lots of curves. horray 4 chocolate women that like white guys

I like a girl 2 b clingy. im not sure if thats bad as smothering

then i would have renamed it a tribute to fat an dumb women? nothing i said n my post was mean or insulting in ANY way

Well so much 4 this thread. end of topic

Fat is such a harsh word