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Where is Torgo?
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I tried looking it up but all I found was asparagus
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Gender roles in society.
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Women have three sex roles- menstrate, lactate and gestate, whereas men have only one- impregnate. Men need to take responsibility for that. And women need to stop trying to flush their tampons down my toilet and clogging it up!
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Where is Torgo?
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I had a question for him. I was watching Horse Feathers and I noted the two colleges involved were Huxley and Darwin- Thomas Huxley versus Charles Darwin? Am I missing an inside joke? Also I noted Groucho characters always have a T- Geoffery T. Spalding, Rufus T. Firefly, Oswald T. Wagstaff- Am I missing another inside joke?
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What about FMLA?
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If Pop Francis walk up today and decided for the church that all Catholic "monks" should start having children, what would be your reaction? Depends on if he says it ex cathedra |
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"Thunder Road"
The screen door slams Mary' dress waves Like a vision she dances across the porch As the radio plays Roy Orbison singing for the lonely Hey that's me and I want you only Don't turn me home again I just can't face myself alone again Don't run back inside Darling you know just what I'm here for So you're scared and you're thinking That maybe we ain't that young anymore Show a little faith there's magic in the night You ain't a beauty but hey you're alright Oh and that's alright with me |
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Jimmy Soul-
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he marries her then she starts To do the things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife You'll be happy for the rest of your life An ugly woman cooks meals on time And she'll always give you peace of mind If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you Sax solo Don't let your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me, she's a better catch If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you Spoken: Say man! Hey baby! I saw your wife the other day! Yeah? Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee! Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby! Yeah, alright! |
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The Contours
Some fellas look at the eyes Some fellas look at the nose Some fellas look at the size Some fellas look at the clothes I don't care if her eyes are red I don't care if her nose is long I don't care if she's underfed I don't care if her clothes are worn First I look at the purse! Some fellas like the smiles they wear Some fellas like the legs that's all Some fellas like the style of their hair Want their waist to be small. I don't care if their legs are thin I don't care if their teeth are big I don't care if their hair's a wig Why waste time lookin' at the waistline? First I look at the purse! A woman can be fat as can be, Kisses sweet as honey But that don't mean a thing to me If you ain't got no money If the purse is fat.... That's where it's at. Some fellas like the way they walk The way they swing and sway Some fellas like the way they talk Dig the things they say. I don't care if they wobble like a... Or talk with a lisp I still think I'm a good lover If the dollar bills are crisp First I look at the purse! First I look at the purse! First I look at the purse! First I look at the purse! I don't care if you got yourself a wrap All I want is your pretty green cash Bought me a suit, bought me a car Want me to look like a hollywood star Money, (Money!) I want money (Money!) Baby, ain't no "why", baby (Money!) I need money! First I look at the purse! First I look at the purse! First I look at the purse! First I look at the purse! |
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what is the meaning of life?
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I believe Monty Python covered that...I can't remember the answer. Must re watch that! Monty Python is my oracle. That's where I get all my knowledge. 
Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And... ...always look on the bright side of life... (Whistle) Always look on the light side of life... (Whistle) If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life... (Whistle) Come on. Always look on the right side of life... (Whistle) For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death... (Whistle) a-Just before you draw your terminal breath... (Whistle) Life's a piece of ****, when you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true You'll see its all a show, keep 'em laughin as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you And... Always look on the bright side of life... (Whistle) Always look on the right side of life... C'mon Brian, cheer up Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... Worse things happen at sea you know. I mean - what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing. Always look on the right side (I mean) of life... what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Always (Nothing.) look on the right side of life... Nothing will come from nothing ya know what they say? Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin! There ya go, see! Always look on the right side of life... (Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin! At same time) There ya go, see! Read more: Monty Python - Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life Lyrics | MetroLyrics |
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How Do You feel right now?
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I am feeling a little constipated
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Free Speech Gone To Far
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This hitter talk makes me fuhrerious. 
Get thee to a punnery |
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Don't have a clue what your talking about, but I don't like either of them. 
I will explain: The Great Commission is to spread the gospel to the four corners of the world. The biggest example of this is Columbus, who if you read his diaries, sailed the ocean blue 1492 in order to sporead the gospel; apparently he was better at spread VD, etc. The Great Commandment is to "Love One Another" These two do not seem to go well together. From Xians beheading Muslims in the Central African Republic to "America's Pastor" Rick Warren helping to write the Kenyan law that homosexuals should be killed. |
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For the majority of people, I find these two tasks incompatible.
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Uh Oh Ladies...Reminder..
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There is hardly any activity, any enterprise, which is started out with such tremendous hopes and expectations, and yet which fails so regularly, as love.
~ Erich Fromm Love is a temporary insanity, curable by marriage. ~ Ambrose Bierce When we want to read of the deeds that are done for love, whither do we turn? To the murder column. ~ George Bernard Shaw If they lost the incredible conviction that they can change their wives or husbands, marriage would collapse at once. ~ Logan Pearsall Smith Civilization gave us marriage. Progress is giving us divorce. ~ Crawford Love is based on a view of women that is impossible to those who have any experience with them. ~ H.L. Mencken The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. ~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. ~ W. Somerset Maugham |
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Where is fancy bread? Is it in the heart or in the head?
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Six Nations
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6 Nations 1 Soul
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Valentines
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St. Valentine said ''People should kiss my azz by celebrating Valentines each year''      
I'm not trying to be funny or whatever....im just saying whats on my mind
Is that the Queen of England or Brother Theodore? Looks like a man baby |
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Valentines
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Please recall that coming up is both Friday the 13th and then Saturday the 14th (Valentine's) that is two days in a row where one can find oneself is some serious trouble.
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Valentines
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Please recall that coming up is both Friday the 13th and then Saturday the 14th (Valentine's) that is two days in a row where one can find oneself is some serious trouble.
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I guess I can rest my case 1. I have just as much evidence to state that the American Family Association is a front for the Ayran Nation as there is that CAIR is a front for the Muslim Brotherhood. 2. A German journalist, who was captured and tortured in the Middle East clearly has his own agenda, which most Europeans disagree with. The Golden Dawn in Greece is not a response to Muslims, just an expression of fascism. 3. Martin Luther coined the term Bulgarians- ie- they must be "buggers" (homosexuals) and the only good Muslim bugger was a dead one 4. When your wife just leaves to be with a motorcycle gang, one has little choice. Besides, adultry is a reason for divorce in the New Testament- one of the areas where Jesus and Paul disagree- just one the many contradictions one finds in the Bible 5. Try asking homosexuals dragged behind a vehicle to death or lynched/burned black people in America what hatred looks like' 6. Xenophobia Love the Fruitsalad you have just mixed,but I wouldn't eat it! 
BTW,you haven't made any Case you could rest! Clearly, I was responsing to the fruit salad of posts. Do I need more evidence than A?FA and AN have the same beliefs and agenda; the number of Right Wingers supported by both groups; how about the Rep. who spoke at the David Duke convention, or the Speaker who resigned after saying America would not be in a mess if Strom Thurmond had been elected president in 1947? Get your facts right. Strom Thurmond couldn't have been elected president in 1947. Nor could anyone else. As my facts are correct, except for the date, your focus on it clearly shows you have no other argument |
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