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Sat 11/29/08 04:54 PM



go about telling someone on here you would like to get to know them better and you are sooooo crushing on them without fear of rejection?


Don't worry, I won't reject you. flowerforyou
haha you're to young


I'm hearing that a lot. I'm thinking I should come back in a couple years.. laugh

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Sat 11/29/08 04:52 PM
I felt the need to add that caption about my pic...lol.

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Sat 11/29/08 04:50 PM

Weeeel Josh, we did end up dating for a while...but he was kind of a wimp...never did figure out where his nuts were...


I know where mine are :wink: happy

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Sat 11/29/08 04:49 PM

go about telling someone on here you would like to get to know them better and you are sooooo crushing on them without fear of rejection?


Don't worry, I won't reject you. flowerforyou

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Sat 11/29/08 04:48 PM

Scratch that, thought i was rating the girl

Johns a definite 10


Who the hell is John? laugh

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Sat 11/29/08 04:45 PM
I was thinking I'd just tuck 'em back for now...leave my underwear on and tell you I have hemroids...lol

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Sat 11/29/08 04:42 PM

Ever catch yourself saying something truly bizarre...& yet, you're totally powerless to stop?

Whenever I'm at the grocery store, I do not heasitate to ask for help if I can't find something..."Hello, could you tell me where your dog food, paper towels, or whatever, is at?"

So, I was looking for the cashews & said to the stock-boy, "Excuse me, but where could I find your nuts?" oops True story!


rofl If only that would've happened to me when I worked in a grocery store!

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Sat 11/29/08 04:41 PM
it's my first attempt.....i didn't expect it to work too well...lol

i'll give you a nine, though flowerforyou

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Sat 11/29/08 04:38 PM
Edited by JoshHass on Sat 11/29/08 04:38 PM
Oh, man!! Why didn't I think of that?!?! I feel so stupid!

Ok, hold on, I need to run down to the hospital and get a quick sex change...What cup size should I get? I'm thinking "C"...Wait here, I'll be back in 20 minutes.


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sat 11/29/08 04:33 PM
How bout this....Rate the person above you

1 being as ugly as a pug, 10 being hotter than holy hell...

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Sat 11/29/08 04:27 PM
<<----- Catholic

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Sat 11/29/08 04:25 PM
Everything looking ok? Any improvements needed?

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Sat 11/29/08 04:23 PM
the person below me likes being spanked with celery stalks...

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Sat 11/29/08 04:21 PM

Wishing I had enough money to AFFORD a date....if I could actually get one....lmao


Yeah, that's more like what I'm going through...


I should've gone into more detail.

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Sat 11/29/08 04:16 PM
I don't know where anything is in this city, and moving pretty much wiped out my bank account, so the only thing left to do is sit at home.

frustrated yawn frustrated yawn

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Sat 11/29/08 03:38 PM
Wishing I had a date...lol, I mean come on, it's the weekend.

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Sat 11/29/08 03:35 PM
Who wants to party? It's Saturday night and I've got nothing to do. drinks

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Sat 11/29/08 01:32 AM
Both Star Wars episodes were on tonight. I love 'em....I'm a huge Star Wars fan.

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Fri 11/28/08 09:56 PM



hey any guy who says he dont would b lyin


Hell, I know women that do it....Not exactly sure how they aim for the drain but whatever floats your boat...lol


i was talkin bout the mornin wood lol


Oh, I thought we were still on the peeing in the shower topic....lol, my bad.

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Fri 11/28/08 09:55 PM
put him in a red suit

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