Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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There are 3 sexes: MEN woMEN and clergyMEN
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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Beer does not make you fat It makes you lean....lean against tables railings walls
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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What causes dogs to chase after cars they have no intention of driving is what makes men chase after women they have no hope of marrying
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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Love begins with a smile grows with a kiss and ends with teardrops
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman should have The older she gets the more interested he is in her
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman should have The older she gets the more interested he is in her
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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LOVER BOY TO GIRLFRIEND: I didn't say I was taking you to California I only said I was going to Tampa with you
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Topic:
BUMPER STICKERS
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STREET UNIVERSITY Alumnus
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Topic:
BUMPER STICKERS
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Bob's Radiator Works
The best place to take a leak |
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Topic:
BUMPER STICKERS
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If you must Drink and Drive
Drink Coka Cola |
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Topic:
BUMPER STICKERS
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Be Careful Many Have Gone
Pass the Message Not the Virus(AIDS) Most Accidents in the Home take place in Bedroom Not Bathroom |
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Topic:
BUMPER STICKERS
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I be lawyer Trouble na my work (Translation: I'm a lawyer I thrive on trouble or settlement of it)
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Topic:
BUMPER STICKERS
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I may be ricketty
But I'm ahead of you! Don't kiss me I hardly know you |
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Topic:
BUMPER STICKERS
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Pass quietly
Driver sleeping Let's not meet by accident |
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Topic:
BUMPER STICKERS
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When I grow up I'll be a Ferrari
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Topic:
BUMPER STICKERS
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Love a lawyer It is legal
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Topic:
BUMPER STICKERS
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Mafia squad car You hit me we hit you
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Topic:
BUMPER STICKERS
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In case of a nuclear explosion put your face between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye
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